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Chris Williams

@slimceeVA

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Maddie’s daddy, D.C. sports know-it-all, habitual vacation-taker, hip-hop hater/lover/defender, libations provider, “recreational” gambling enthusiast.

VIRGINIA (now, Washington, DC)
Joined January 2010
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@SharpFootball
Warren Sharp
20 hours
just to make this clear: the spot of the ball is made by the refs using their eyes and no technology the "virtual measurement" just prevents a chain gang from running onto the field the refs can still give BS spots and there is nothing the "virtual measurement" does to fix
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Chris Williams
18 hours
Doesn’t matter cuz we lost, but I hate the attitude and temperamant of punting on 4th and 9 down 21.
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@NickiJhabvala
Nicki Jhabvala
19 hours
That’s a hell of a catch by Terry McLaurin. Sheesh.
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Chris Williams
19 hours
Recorded this and had zero idea in real time it’d be Mclaurin’s first tuddy of 2025 😂
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@MarshW_7
Marshall
23 hours
True story. Jeff George had a bad rep for having a bad attitude—but he always visited the local chemo clinic I was treated at as a child to hang with the kids. Never got media involved or did it for attention. Most people will never know he did it.
@SandoNFL
Mike Sando
23 hours
Jeff George throws this like it’s an intermediate route. Guy had an incredible arm.
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Chris Williams
23 hours
How I’m gonna have the Uber looking when I leave Arrowhead if this comes to fruition
@AirRaidConcepts
Steve
1 day
You all can laugh later but I think we catch Kansas City in a look ahead spot. They’re headed to Buffalo next week. 24-23 Commanders Bill 18/92/2
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Chris Williams
24 hours
We were never gonna win this game kicking FGs anyway 🤷🏾‍♂️ Next man up. I want Terry + Deebo to combine for 20+ targets. Go out swinging.
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Chris Williams
2 days
$321M career earnings?!? Lawd
@SharpFootball
Warren Sharp
2 days
today was a great reminder why Kirk Cousins is the greatest bag getter in the history of NFL bag getters $27,500,000 in cash this year $321,692,254 career earnings ONE (1) career playoff win
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@paulwillFGP
paul williams
2 days
Best QB of the 2024 draft getting packed up by Snoop Huntley ?!? 😑🫠
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@CommandersMusee
CommandersMuse
3 days
Terry Mclaurin is back
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@Jferrie23
j
5 days
If you guys are worried about players manipulating player props, wait until you hear about politicians and stocks…
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Chris Williams
6 days
Monday will be the 3rd road game this season I’ve attended, and 66% will be with Mariota under center
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@klwoodjr
Kev
6 days
6 years ago today, Ryan Zimmerman hit the 1st World Series home run in Nats history in Game 1 of the World Series against Gerrit Cole
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Chris Williams
7 days
This isn’t even a hot take 🤷🏾‍♂️
@drearetas
Dre
7 days
Pusha T has a better discography than Freddie Gibbs
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Chris Williams
8 days
I love Bill, so that ain’t a slight at him. It’s more a question of, why didn’t we draft a player like Tez Johnson, as well? (A fellow 7th-rounder)
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Chris Williams
8 days
Hey AP!
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
8 days
Veteran WR Tyler Lockett has asked for and received his release from the Tennessee Titans, per source. Lockett is expected to be free to sign with another team after 4 pm ET Wednesday.
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Chris Williams
8 days
Me in Madrid, Spain as my beloved team goes to 4-7 on the season
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Chris Williams
8 days
Only one team in the last 20 seasons has started 3-4 and made the playoffs: the 2022 SF 49ers. Their AGM at the time?
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@SubwayTakes
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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The United States should bring back the conscription, but for restaurant jobs!! Ft Maggie Crane
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@burgermanders
brady
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😭😭😭
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