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Mark Howie

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Misplaced Geordie. Need to get home again soon. #nufc #f1 #mclaren πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ally he/him

Joined May 2010
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@skimpybean
Mark Howie
3 months
I wonder why the comments were turned off...
@PLMatchCentre
Premier League Match Centre
3 months
#NEWCHE – 55’ The referee’s call of no penalty to Newcastle was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the contact from Chalobah on Gordon deemed to be side-to-side in a shielding action and the ball within playing distance.
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@fanny_fielding
Fanny Fielding Art
4 months
Banish boring gift tags! I’ll be popping 12 of these self-adhesive 6”x4” Santa labels in with every webshop order up until Christmas, or you can buy them on their own for a little bit of money from my bio. Shock your granny!🌼
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@FrancisChipp
Francis
5 months
EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
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@NUFC
Newcastle United
5 months
GET INNNNNN!!!! 🀩 Tonali's delivery is superbly headed into the net by Nick Woltemade and we lead at St. James' Park! πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
@NUFC
Newcastle United
5 months
BIG NICK WOLTEMADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
6 months
Bruno πŸ‡§πŸ‡· #UCL
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@NUFC
Newcastle United
6 months
Champions League football under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨ HOWAY THE LADS! πŸ™Œ
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@skimpybean
Mark Howie
10 months
Responses to this are absolutely smoking! Half of the world gets the humour while the other half have the joke fly completely over their head and (unfortunately, but not unexpectedly) are quite offensive in their retorts.
@AlphaJeffrey45
Jeffrey Josephs (Alpha Male)
10 months
@England Chris Wood has 20 league goals and still can't get a callup?
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Mark Howie
10 months
Dean Henderson deserved a medal for that. And got one about an hour later 🀣
@StokeyyG2
george
10 months
Do you think Dean Henderson deserved a red card for this handball?
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Mark Howie
11 months
In hospitality at Wembley for the Palace v Villa game and I think I've found the saddest Yorkshire Pudding ever. @FootyScran
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@skimpybean
Mark Howie
11 months
It's happening again...
@BurgerKingUK
Burger King
11 months
Nick Pope
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@BurgerKingUK
Burger King
11 months
Nick Pope
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Mark Howie
11 months
Shame it's so cloudy
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@NUFC
Newcastle United
1 year
YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
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Newcastle United
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@KitAid
KitAid
1 year
Great to see these shirts donated by @StanboroughS with a new team in #zimbabwe @whtimes #hatfield
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
1 year
Petition to ban queueing up in pubs.
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@KnebFC
Knebworth FC
1 year
Girls U16s Football Players Wanted School Year 11 Training on Monday evenings Matches on Saturdays DM or email Join@KnebworthFC.co.uk #PlayersWanted #GirlsFootball #Hertfordshire
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@KnebFC
Knebworth FC
1 year
Fantastic start for our @KnebFC_Seniors Two late goals secures three points for the trip back to SG3 🧑
@KnebFC_Seniors
KnebFC Seniors
1 year
Back with a bang πŸ’₯ Goals from Billy and Jamie mean we take 3 points back home and start the season as we mean to go on πŸ™ŒπŸΌ #UpTheKneb
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@KnebFC
Knebworth FC
2 years
Girls U16s Football Players Wanted School Year 11 Training on Monday evenings Matches on Saturdays DM or email Join@KnebworthFC.co.uk #PlayersWanted #GirlsFootball #Hertfordshire
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Mark Howie
2 years
When TGI Fridays go bust and blame current economic conditions or the usual bullshit, I'll tell you now, it's because this isn't worth Β£28.
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