Meg
@simpsonsparadox
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Game designer at @small_monsters, ex-expat, English teacher, classicist, reader, blogger. she/her
Boston
Joined May 2008
"Count the fingers! Check the shadows!" Every freaking internet photo is a stupid capcha now.
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The rise of AI images coinciding with the decline of my detail vision is some real bullshit.
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I really hate driving, so I just worked out walking directions for my errands.... using both a haunted house and the Lizzie Borden house as landmarks.
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Happy Dead Caesar Day! The most authentic way to celebrate is by collectively stabbing the most annoying coworker.
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[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid
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it is 1424. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive. it is 1724. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive. it is 2024. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.
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a extra surcharge for eating lunch at lunchtime would be a bit heavy-handed for a dystopian scifi novel
Patrons of Wendy's may soon pay varying prices for their burgers, as the fast-food chain intends to bring Uber-like surge pricing to its menu.
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I turn into a character in a 90s hacker movie when my ebooks don't work smoothly
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putting a pronoun picker in your game is not only the right thing to do it makes the worst people in humanity have huge meltdowns basically for free so i can only say i recommend it highly
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stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food
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mushroom hunting is never boring because you'll look up something pitch-black and funnel-shaped to find out it's called "the trumpet of the dead" and it's completely edible
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So I checked and I should probably get a booster before school starts, unless I shouldn’t. it’ll either be free or $???, I need my physical vax card or the state record or nothing, and I may or may not need an appointment. There really is no one at the helm these days.
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I mean, Fall River is great and all, but as soon as my husband gets out of the shower, we’re driving an hour to H Mart for groceries.
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