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Kenapa sekarang orang suka menunjuk-menunjuk kemewahan kat social media?
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rt if you know which cartoon this is from
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Budak Apollo dah besar, feel old yet?
Kalau dah takde duri. Kita panggil ‘An’ je la kan?
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Pengkhianat negara. I said it. Belajar penat-penat oversea, pastu bawak penyakit kat negara sendiri.
@KKMPutrajaya
@kuasasiswa
Patient number 136,
What are you thinking?
You just came back from Korea why don't quarantine?
#Malaysia
#Covid19
#SriPetaling
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Walaupun kita cermat, nak keluar rumah ke nak balik rumah gi memane tolonglah baca ayat Qursi tu.
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1. bakteria air tawar
2. masuk ikut hidung
3. makan sel saraf deria bau
4. masuk kawasan otak
5. makan otak
6. sel-sel imun panik sebab tak boleh pergi kawasan otak
7. combo immune response panicking + bakteria continue makan otak = imminent death.
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gosh i still remember that stupid tweet
what did mak bulbasaur said to her grown child?
"anak mak dabasaur"
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Staf sorang customer 7 orang
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Nobody told him about asam laksa is it
Aku dah try dah suggestion korang maggie tomyam + kari.. sumpah sedap gilaa 😋😋😋 power doo..
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Deadass, vaksin kafir.
@brgsjks
Bukan x percaya vaksin aku cuma x percya ngn orng kafir yng buat vaksin tu,nk kecam?kecam la smpai mati pon,aku x percaya kafir,sbb Al Quran kata hati2 ngn orng kafir,aku dari kecik xsuka ubat klau doktor bagi ubat deman pon smua aku buang ubat2 tu 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t understand why they don’t have Gardenia factory over there
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When your non-religious friend tyring to be religious
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ewww ws pon nak kena pakai tatacara email, disgusting.
TAK NAMPAK PUN SALAH KT WHATSAPP TU!
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Mungkin ada yg tertanya tanya jugak kan, apa yang tak kena dgn whatsapp tu. Mungkin orang lain ada pendapat tersendiri. Tapi saya sejujurnya setuju dengan apa yang diperkatakan oleh beliau. Gayanya kurang formal dan tidak sesuai.
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Play victim.
“Untunglah keluar makan hari2”
“Untunglah duduk dengan family”
Like wtf do you want me to do?
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negara orang non-muslim punyala excited dapat vaksin siap sanggup bayar nak dapat. orang kita dah la vaksin free malah bodo pi caya cakap orang sanggup taknak terima. pendusta rezeki Tuhan.
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Yes, it had been known for a while, COVID-19 can be manifested through the skin as it have ACE-2 receptors that present in almost all tissues. This is why COVID-19 can spread through skin-skin contact.
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Even as a sibling this is so inappropriate. Are you a sociopath?
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Wait until they learned Rasulullah SAW cried every night thinking Allah had abandoned him because there was no revelations for 6 months.
Then Surah Ad-Dhuha was revealed.
Aku mintak tlg sangat2 terutamanya pd lelaki, yg ada anak lelaki atau yg bakal ada anak lelaki.
TOLONG AJAR ANAK LELAKI DR KECIK SUPAYA TAU CARA MELUAHKAN PERASAAN. CUKUPLAH DGN PEGANGAN “LELAKI KENA KUAT. LELAKI TAK BLH NANGIS” Biarlah benda tu stop smp kat kau je
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i hate boomers, they were born in a lucky age, peace lepas wwii, technologies are advancing, easy asf to get jobs. have that if you work hard enough you'll get you want mentality. they are born with everything made and catered to them thats why perangai bebai.
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Allah is cleansing munafiqs from the masjid and guiding humans from overspending.
Bukan lagi 'pesta' bazir makanan dan berlebih-lebih, COVID-19 beri ruang jadikan Ramadan kali ini yang terbaik
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#KekalTenang
#HapusCOVID19
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How do you sekolahkan someone you’ve never met? Like some of us lagi kaya dan educated dari kau. 😂
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Macam ayam baru keluar peti ais
Does anyone have any tips on how to lose leg mass cause a man is listening
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Ada ppf sini, beli ets online suruh aku, nak hantar template skt mintak aku emelkan, nak buat name tag pakai words then print then laminate pun suruh aku. Haihhhh. Boomers please retire. Your degree or whatever qualifications are subpar as compared to today grad's standards.
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Sekolah agama jugak paling banyak aktiviti songsang tapi konsert Coldplay jugak dipersalahkan.
“Dalam kes ini, tiga pelajar telah dicium, disuruh menghisap kemaluan dan juga disuruh mengurut kemaluan oleh mudir yang juga suspek pertama, manakala tiga lagi pelajar telah didera secara fizikal dengan cara ditampar, ditumbuk, dipijak serta disebat…
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Umo 22, muka 30an. My friend theorized millenials looked healthy and forever young yet the younger gens looked hella older. Im starting to believe it now.
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It’s great.
Here’s gumball exhibiting twitter behaviors
one thing i have noticed over the years is that black people LOVE the amazing world of gumball lmaooooo
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@hikmahyusof28
Bencinya story orang yang suka play victim.
Dia cam beli tiket wayang pukul 3pm tapi datang pukul 12pm. Astu marah kenapa wayang tak disiarkan lagi.
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Same guy??!?
Weh cucuk steroid ka apa cepat naik
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she wrote it with a white man, he got paid 800k+ whilst she got paid 110k+. ye think?
[HIBURAN] Penulis kelahiran Malaysia 'buka mulut' sebab tinggalkan projek besar Hollywood, Crazy Rich Asians
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this is purely physic, you transfer the energy before the force of impact bounces back to you lessening the collateral damages.
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Just calculate ur income then just go. Not that hard to differentiate among B40, M40 and T20.
Paham tak paham tak “titik tu nak letak kat mana titik tu titik tu” paham x??
#TITIKTUTITIKTU
Sorry bang sembilu saya yg xpaham ke bang sembilu yang xpaham... 🥴
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Tak, it's just a common courtesy appreciating the other person. Kalau bare minimum pun tak lepas then you should really ask yourself if the relationship even worth it or not.
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Stop touching things that arent yours lady
Rasanya berita pasal petugas hospital gunakan plastik sampah sebagai PPE sudah lama. Ramai juga yg tampil beri sumbangan termasuk penjara Penor, Kuantan.
Vavy pula baru tersentuh. Jauh betul dia dengan realiti.
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FUNNY STORY
Dulu aku still kerja hospital KKM time dispense meds ada this auntie tak tau melayu aku call chinese colleague nak dispense.
GUESS WHAT? Dia cakap he doesn't talk her accent either. Lawak siot.
Last2 kena lukis gambar matahari terbit, matahari terang, bulan malam
You’re living in a multiracial, multiethnic country. Not a monoculture. You could ask another colleague or patient to help. The smartphone in your pocket has access to Google translate. Banyak options, tapi nak pilih bantu orang ke pilih nak marah dan judge saja?
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I don't care if any t20 hate him but he's definitely crushing them killing by kindness.
Supply baru FoodBank untuk 500 keluarga Muar dah sampai! Sumbangan ikhlas rakyat Malaysia.
MP Kerajaan dapat dana RM3.8Juta- RM4.5Juta. Saya & pembangkang lain dapat kosong.
Bila kerajaan umum RM300 ribu setiap Parlimen, maksudnya MP Kerajaan ada RM5 Juta setiap kawasan.
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Retweet if this is part of your childhood food. ✊😌
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No matter how sedap the food is the high altitude ruins your tastebuds.
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I wish this was a joke. The ugliness in Malaysians revealed day by day. Geng cina dikatakan penyebab punca masalah. Geng "melayu" antara penyebab speed up penyakit ni. Stop pointing fingers, it's your fucking attitude really.
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tong sampah biasa/recycle pon xreti pakai. doesn't really need an innovation if the actual problem lies from attitude issues.
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Someone played The Sims and accidentally deleted the whole house.
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@nurjehaada
Faham, I buat Haji&Umrah dulu I tak stress dengan cuaca tapi I sangat stress dengan sifat manusia. The environments exaggerate sifat manusia. Kalau orang tu baik dorang jadi sangat-sangat baik kat sana. Kalau orang tu jahat, faham-fahamlah macam mana.
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Tahukah anda, ubat paracetamol(generik/nama bahan kimia aktif) bersifat;
i. anti-inflammatory(mengubati bengkak)
ii. anti-pyrexia(menurunkan suhu badan jika demam)
iii. analgesik(mengurangkan kesakitan)
Lepas ni kalau dr preskrib ubat demam jangan kata dr xbagi ubat thn sakit
Hye Semua!
sempena nak menghampiri 2019
cuba sharekan SATU FAKTA yg menarik dengan quote tweet ini
quote tweet yg paling banyak RT+FAV laoshi bagi hadiah 😊
dateline: 2019/01/01 00:00
good luck semua!
#sambilscrollTLbelajarsesuatu
👍
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@IzzraifHarz
Banyak gila iklan I’m getting. Please y’all are just super expensive at this point and tak kenyang 😭
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If you use insulin needles please collect the used needles in a tupperware then dispose them at your local kkm facilities, by doing that we can safely dispose sharp object and biological waste accordingly. On the plus side you can reduce the plastic burden by recycling.
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@6014RP
Mak aku malas 😂
She was like nah ambek duit pi beli apollo or summm
Selalu habis sebab budak2 suka 😭😂
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@CeddyOrNot
Part yang tak syok when you want to talk about your traumas in order to heal they’ll cop you suka mengungkit, berdendam, tak boleh move on.
Healing is all about confronting difficult things that had happened to you…
Simpan? Lupakan? It’ll rot further within you.
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The CD decomposing means the microbes are evolving to consume plastics.
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@IzzraifHarz
This is so bad to the point Pakistanis and Indians are joining together in qrts 😭😭😭
Dulu crispy rendang and now this????!
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Meleis be like mintak izin sekali pastu tak mintak dah izin buat macam harta sendiri. Sure rezeki kita dalam rezeki orang but you need to draw the line at what point you're helping a person and what point you're being taken advantage. Such a prejudice and shallow comment.
Orang macam ni kalau takboleh hidup ber roommate baik request for single room. Aku tak tau la kalau cam aku tak kisah sangat pasal makanan ni. Kau lapar makan je. Janji tak kebulur. Orang cakap dalam rezeki kita ada rezeki orang lain.
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@_yn319
You either get someone begging you or someone insulting you if you use YOUR MONEY for YOUR ACCOUNT.
It’s so crazy ngl. 😭
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their skins are fucking moist and sensitive you're hurting it peasants!
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@afbab99
bukan takde cure, nak cure pun susah sebab tak banyak ubat boleh penetrate blood brain barrier.
kuman ni boleh trick immune system kita sebelum simptom datang.
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bakteria ni bukan true amoeba pun tapi dia share characteristic amoeba boleh berubah bentuk. toxin dia release time stage dia kawasan hidung lagi supaya immune tubuh badan mangsa tak boleh detect.
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Tak pakai celcom but still maxis isn’t alltime great either. I don’t know if y’all realized that we overpaid our telco services as compared to neighbouring southeast asian countries.
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You can tell that this man is a very loving husband. My parents were the same, they had three of us when they were in their 40s. Siap dr marah tak bagi my mom conceive sebab takut anak risiko cacat apa semua. She prayed and doa anyway then she got us. Mine sorta special sikit.
WIFE KAU MANDULKE?
Orang duk marah my wife, kenapa tak mengandung, siap tanya i, tak nak cari wife lainke, anak tak de,siapa nak jaga kau masa tua nanti, then keluar statement.
"Wife kau mandulke?"
Then aku jawab dengan senyum.
"Sebenarnya, aku yang problem,"
Terdiam terus.
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Lowkey expecting to find Jesuses in Mexico but turned out he's in KL.
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Now do y’all wanna believe me the stereotype PONDAN MASJID is a THING?!
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Pernah la dengar kalau kita berdamping dengan orang yang kuat ibadahnya kita berkongsi sekali aura kemanisan iman tapi kalau main sprinkle2, celup2 ni ajaran siapa pulak
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Sebab tu kita perlu small PPV vs Mega PPV. Kalau Mega PPV kalau dah lumpuh susah nk pickup balik momentum tu.
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@SyedSaddiq
Saya penat jadi staff kontrak KKM. Kalau kami dilayan dengan teruk, rakyat lain macam mana la pulak.
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this is the worst advice for anyone with mental disorders.
@KhairulAbror1
If you are overthinking person, you have to try to control it. Jangan biarkan perasaan tu yang kawal kita. Kalau kita biarkan perasaan yang kawal kita, kita kan hilang diri kita dan buat banyak benda yang kita sendiri tak jangkakan
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Ada jer banyak uolz yg tanak employ
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No, it detect irregularities of your IgG and IgM. It can't even detect the viral strain itself.
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Nobody:
My dreams:
tidur lah.. awak tu single, nanti bukan ada orang nak kejutkan pun kalau tidur lewat.
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maksiat and zina is not the only way someone can contract hiv booboo.
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@Theholisticpsyc
As someone with ADHD, I always wanted alone time. Like 24/7, not being bounded by obligations, works, chores, etc.
Lemme be a rock.
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Kalau sampai binatang pun hilang ketakutan dekat manusia to seek refuge. You know how evil they are.
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Not to mention the body is panicking it cannot send white blood cells nak lawan so the body tries to fight it off using hormones and chemicals hence the storm.
Kawasan otak kita kawasan yang tertutup, ubat nak masuk pun sukar nak penetrate blood brain barrier.
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I cannot stress enough BM is actually more complicated than English
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i wish that 2.6b was spent on this and not the current money
Malaysia negara membangun paling besar berbelanja perangi COVID-19
#AWANInews
#HapusCOVID19
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i wanna pour arak onto her puki cuz that's how low her dignity is
teruk teruk kita pun jangan la sampai jadi macam ni okay tak0dt😣😣😣
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