every reason you'd want to watch a shocktricity stream, be a part of #shocknation, or follow anything i'm doing is in here

no crush, relationship, no talking stage, no roster

imma drop an ep one day

i needa get actual friends again

everyone: “oh man the NBA is back tomorrow! let’s gooooo” hoodg3nius subplot:

6'7 Is Fucking Swag. Got Damn.

Tyler the creator:

"i used to" is the most saddest human phrase

OH MY GOD

just had a flu shot and now i have a headache and my head feels a lil hot

@slime_machine #lethasandropanvilsondogs

this is why fraternities even exist in the first place, it’s intentional design, capitalism requires certain people that eventually form the professional-managerial class to perceive relationships in this way to function “effectively” IM TOO WOKEEEEE RAHHHHHHH ABOLISH FRATS 🗣️🗣️

also fucking FUCK any guy that comes from a frat background, the internalized hierarchy, performative masculinity, and alienation from themselves as a result never goes away and results in hyper commodification of relationships of just general people, women, or even pets for life

what a true socialist (NOT A CAPITALIST) this Hasan Piker guy is

physically traps dog, puts a shock collar on it, forces it to sit in one place all day for his parasocial “vote dsa it’ll make a difference and we will achieve electoral socialism” fans, unpaid, in this case Hasan is the bourgeois and the dog is the proletariat, marxism applied

Dog: *stands up* Hasan Piker:

how it feels to say “chat” when ur not a streamer

snow strippers was there too! (not my vid)

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🚨BREAKING: Playboi Carti has officially survived being in Utah LONGER than Charlie Kirk. Is this a sign of King Vamps aura?