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GOLD JACKET'S YOURS SHOOTER'S GONNA CHOKE | @theyard
tampa
Joined February 2015
We must become more Chinese
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One of the most rewarding aspects of being a wildlife expert is knowing that i'm allowed to do whatever i want to animals whenever i want
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do you know how confusing it is to hear about dog years as a kid
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its a female lead singer and kinda sounds like the band tennis, shit it might even be tennis
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there’s an indie song i heard recently i think it’s called addison, her name is the chorus, but i can’t find it because someone named addison rae takes up all the spotify search results and google is now slop does anyone know this song
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Held a no loads refused party but then one of my ex oomfs who I blocked showed up. I tried to refuse his load but he said "ah ah ah" and tapped the sign
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hello yes i am the lore writer for league of legends yes i named it Crime City
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i always loved the very last choice, it’s like a dialogue option in final fantasy 7
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I was on BlueSky a bit and it mostly just has the ambient atmosphere of walking around a sandbox game you've 100%'d. You can just find 40 year olds who dont know its not 2013 anymore.
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I burst into tears the first time I had 7 modelos because I could finally focus and relax and realized this is how neurotypical people feel all the time
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started and finished east of eden on this trip and now all my internal thoughts are voiced as a pensive farmer but still about league of legends and nutsack jokes
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taylor swift having to leave kung fu panda on for travis to get him to sleep because he had a scary dream about spiders >>>
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are modern taylor swift albums just supposed to be expositional public journals now? i really only listen to the hits and there haven’t been any recently, don’t really care about her dating that guy that just learned what a hexagon is
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