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I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete.
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“I can't wait to have fun on my day off” me on my day off :
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Doctor: “Where does it hurt?” Me: “At work… it hurts at work.”
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I am the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.
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I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete
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telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
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No funerals all 2026, Lord please continue to protect my loved ones.
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