My wife and I are currently in Japan. She 'accidentally' found herself in the beauty section of a Japanese Department Store. What follows is a series of puns I would say out loud to myself as I saw products with weird names whilst I was following her around. You're welcome.

Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵 1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

The Adoption Incentive Program of @blmnational incentivizes #criminals, who adopt #wildhorses and #burros, dump them in #killpens for their meat price, then adopt more. Sign petition to defund the #AIP, investigate #BLM corruption, and prosecute violators. https://t.co/Vx24DNeKzG

Lisa Reid @BLMUtah neglected to mention in her press release that the Canyonlands burros are outnumbered by year round livestock on their own HMA and that according to their own records, the range is actually meeting land health standards. #FactsMatter

First day of 2024 here has been a good one. Spent an hour out in the garden photographing a blue bee #bluebee

What’s this? Scent of boozed soaked Christmas pudding soap for this holiday season. Yes. Yes it is. And it’s in my house.

It’s a garlic aioli kind of week

Pre trip check list is getting shorter. Physio done ✅ waterproofed boots ✅ Snackage purchased ✅

This guy stopped by today. #’magpielark

It’s that way. Always makes me smile when on the far side of Granite Island.

https://t.co/R5TqRvS2SA

Signed up in 2007. I wish I could say I cared that Twitter is falling apart but honestly, I don’t. That @elonmusk could have done so much good in the world with 44billion. Instead he chose to torch Twitter. What a guy.

That huge storm that just rolled through Adelaide brought down 3 trees in our garden 😩

Hello weekend #oxenberry #shiraz #pedlercreekshiraz #southaustralianwine

Flowers from the garden. Alas many had been and gone by the time I got back from my holiday so didn’t have quite as much to work with. Still, happy with the result.

One pissed off possum. Got chased from its nest by a currawong. Think it has babies in there somewhere which would explain the currawong’s interest.

Gardening find today #mantis #babymantis #gardening

Never has an empty podium on a TV screen been so appealing to watch #BidenHarris2020 #TrumpDumped #BidenWon #relief #46thPresident #BidenPresident

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

I can relate to this. Very much. Especially since Mouse was diagnosed with epilepsy. Tiny dog is now tiny needy dog.