The institutionally racist Met Police rammed a 13-year-old Black child off his bike after they mistook his water pistol for a real gun. One of the water pistols was blue and white, while the other was pink and white… Of course…they don’t see colour.

Trainstopping

You can’t believe how kind the British are. Every morning, a van pulls up outside your house in Coventry. A friendly man brings you a freshly-baked flatbread to eat. It’s just for you,not anyone else in your family. Every afternoon he comes back to make sure you’ve eaten it. 1/

Rina Sawayama calls out Matty Healy before playing her song ‘STFU!’ at Glastonbury: “I wrote this because I was sick & tired of these micro-aggressions. This goes out to a white man that watches Ghetto Gaggers & mocks Asian people on a podcast. He also owns my masters. I've had

Um, hey @britishmuseum, it's come to my attention that your exhibit "China's hidden century" uses my translations of Qiu Jin's poetry, but you never contacted me for permission. Please note this is a copyright infringement! How are you going to fix this?? #NameTheTranslator

This, and many other tweets, didn't age well for Murad Merali

I’m really about to drag these Youtuber’s who’ve made a career of creating pure racist hate and damaging false accusations of Meghan Markle.

Me watching the RMT strikes

Ekin-Sungba is an evil woman. She fed another man spaghetti. One of the traditional foods of Italy. Davide ain’t ever gonna eat spaghetti again. #LoveIsland

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belittling people is not gonna suffice as comedy anymore and it’s prolly scary cuz some of y’all gonna have to face the fact that ur mean and not witty

my archived chats folder on whatsapp is like the graveyard for my previous dating experiences

Cackling

I never used to judge people based on their friends but now I absolutely do. If your friend is wayward and you’re around them a lot then I’m gonna assume you’re also wayward. The people you’re friends with says a lot about your character/vibrations

Vaccinated or not, always remember to hop up off the bed and turn your swag on, take a look in the mirror and say wassup

Priti Patel’s own parents left persecution in Uganda to come here. In 1972, Ted Heath agreed to take in 28,000 Ugandan Asians fleeing Idi Amin. 28,000 in one year, despite the protests of Enoch Powell. And the daughter of that generation does them a dishonour.

Let this be a lesson to us on how we can become our ancestors worst nightmare. Her own parents left persecution in Uganda to come here. In 1972 UK took in 28,000 Ugandan Asians. 28,000 in one year, despite protests from right-wingers. Yet the daughter of those refugees does this.