Goodbye Twitter @steffaniehousman@mastodon.social

Liz Truss will forever be an obscure answer to pub quizzes for many centuries to come. No longer is George Canning the shortest serving Prime Minister - he can rest in peace!

Abbott banned abortion in cases of rape. Last night, he told victims of rape that they’ll be fine because he’ll give them “baby supplies” after forcing them to give birth to their rapist’s child. This election is about ending Abbott’s attacks on women. We are voting him out.

How does one contact @apple if you have NO way to call because your cell service doesn’t work on the old or new phone?

Hour 1 with the new @apple iPhone and I want to send it back. Setup won’t complete, you get stuck in a loop, can’t move your number over, or it fully crashes. Fun times.

The vast majority of Americans agree—we must take action to end gun violence. I'm proud to have voted for the most consequential gun safety legislation Congress has enacted in decades, and will continue fighting to keep our communities safe. https://t.co/sPpFTIVMaP

Me: You know how we support indie developers and always buy apps? Joel: (realizing he’s walked into a major trap) Me: I need this tennis app that’s $150/year plus the iPhone mount. And that’s how he can’t say no, folks.

Me: You know, mommy really wants a Porsche 911. Henry: Why? Me: Because it is fast and fun to drive Henry: But a Bugatti is faster. He’s not wrong.

“Mommy, can we buy a Lamborghini I can spray paint today?” - Henry Age 5. How do I block Mr Beast & Unspeakable on YouTube?

WARNING: Anti-abortion activists are circulating graphic images on Twitter of stolen fetuses that were likely taken without consent of the pregnant people involved. As of now, Twitter has taken action on some but not all of these posts.

Alanis Morissette’s iconic anthem You Oughta Know can be heard in Season 2 of Bridgerton... But what would it sound like if @Alanis actually sang along to that orchestral cover? Well, wonder no more!

Number of zooms Lily has been on with me: 1. Number of zooms Lily has been on with @joelhousman: 392747499 Remind me again who the crazy dog lady is??????

The Duggars used to represent wholesome family TV. Now, almost 20 years and a jail sentence later, it’s time we take a closer look at the Christian Patriarchy and Quiverfull movements that spawned the Duggars.

Most kids are ecstatic when they get to go out for dinner. Mine? Well, he’s melting down like he was just sentenced to a life of torture in the tower with the news we are going to his favorite restaurant.

Henry: I did not play in mud. I fell it wet dirt.

My little girl. Look at those eyes!

Elizabeth II ❤️ Now we begin the journey back home.

DC folks: I need a place that serves chocolate. Room for 12. Closer to city center the better. I was going to go to Co Co Sala but then discovered they closed……Where can I go?

Drinking a No Tag Backs by @PrecariousBeer -