Childish Gambino
@sercyte
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Couldn't remember Tom Holland's name so I tried to think about it and my brain kept autofilling it as Tom Jerry until I googled it
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Congratulations on the nonbinary they/them pronouns are radical as hell. Sucks they beat their wife though
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They're making anyone nonbinary nowadays why did I just find out SkyDoesMinecraft uses they/them pronouns
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After I posted this I slept 17 hours and had three different Buddhist dreams
I have a time limit set on Twitter so when I inevitably hit "ignore limit for today" I can have that split second of cognizance where I feel the crushing weight of all my self-inflicted failures before filling my brain with more shortform vagueposting like God intended
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I have a time limit set on Twitter so when I inevitably hit "ignore limit for today" I can have that split second of cognizance where I feel the crushing weight of all my self-inflicted failures before filling my brain with more shortform vagueposting like God intended
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Ever since I was a mere boy suckling from my mother's teat I knew I wanted to be a Project Moon Industry Plant busking in the street bi-weekly for ship discourse and trauma olympics
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FAQ What franchise was it: Super Smash Bros. with a new name Did you date the individual capsules: No I'm not polyamorous it was the machine but I knew there were people inside it (cheating, perhaps?) What was it like: I remember waking up light as a feather and refreshed
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While I'm on drug-induced dreams twitter I want to say that no medication gave me the once-in-a-lifetime experience of what it'd be like to date a pachinko machine. That was my brain alone. If anyone knows what omen this dream could foretell in my future please tell me
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I interpret each bookmark of any post of mine as a discreet love confession. I don't know why else you'd want to see me more than once. Therefore I will say thank you all for your fervent devotion
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I enjoy this flavor of random xD humor for letterboxd dark academia tumblr marxists instead of 2011-era mustache-obsessed nyan cat deviantart girls
*mid makeout sesh* me: *pulls away* ok google, tweet “she Steely on my Dan till I…uhhh…umm…sorry guys I can’t do this” girl: what my son crump who has every disease: water
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Sorry for the post screenshot I had 3 e-drug dealers in my comments trying to sell me cryptococaine and like my mother taught me I always say no to drugs
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God why the fuck did I end up on suicidalpuppygirltwt I want to see cool shit like Jamiroquai and Dragon Ball Z
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Writer who doesn't know what African American Vernacular English is and your books look like this. To be honest you should've dropped out of the sperm race
Kids walking around with a 1.2 GPA saying “no cap” Yeah, no gown either.
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It must take you double-digit amount of minutes to lift off your chair from all the human feces caked to your asscheeks
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And he's still gonna ghost you to play League of Legends and explicitly deny your advances when you ask to duo so now what
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MEN: here are FIVE TIPS to find out if a woman WANTS YOU. 1. She draws you hot baths 2. She asks your opinions on broth 3. She buys an influx of carrots and celery 4. She measures your height compared to a bowl 5. She gets shy when you ask about the fairy tale Hansel and Gretel
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Not even gonna judge theories anymore because I'll automatically assume they know more than me and I'm too stupid to understand. It's what I get for not guessing Don Quixote was actually a 400yo Bloodfiend or that Ryoshu had a memory-cutting Buddhist sword and a test tube baby
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