Disoriented was the word I was searching for, babe. Could you pass me the McNuggets? I’m dissociating again.

pas une folle dans le métro qui insulte tout le monde de fils de pute puis quand elle passe à côté de moi elle dit pédale

praying to god is low key embarrassing. girl if He wanted to He would

The New Yorker's art department never misses

Met my daughter’s boyfriend tonight 🥰

Just ate 5 slices of pizza https://t.co/zqSuJd5HhD

What it feels like to be 30 in 2026

ivy wolk needs an oscar for this part alone idc idc

Last night, the owl returned to the tree outside my window

Rain is stored in the boobs. @ArianaGrande

KATSEYE’s Sophia Laforteza donates $100,000 dollars to the LGBTQ+ community. "let me in" she states.

he looks like he’s about to eat zucchini

If you’re in a Soho line on a Saturday - pls stay far away from me. Your hobbies are poverty and humiliation

https://t.co/Mhz2RwgQM6

not minnie w the buccal fat removal. Girl you look like shit

me: where’s the kitchen items? Target employees:

Currently libbing the fuck out

@_anupa this shit took me forever

do you ever go… 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢life🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 but then… 💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹 wicked: for good out in THIS month 💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹💚🎀🧹🤩🩷🫧🧙🥹

she got madonna lying on the bathroom floor with her back split open somewhere