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RT @dogavic: @secondmentions .“the marine mammal”

RT @albiondumsday: @secondmentions Antarctica - “the frozen continent” - 5 stars!.

"the notoriously thirsty crop"

RT @DannyJBrierley: Bayeux Tapestry 'the epic blanket'

"the highly-regarded sticksman"

RT @iBrowsie: Lou Reed: “the disgruntled and mysterious Pied Piper of Val*um”.@secondmentions

Novak Djokovic - "the preposterously evergreen Serb"

RT @_SmartUK: @secondmentions former Beatle

Wimbledon towels - "the coveted treasures"

"the bat-eating icon"

Great white sharks - "the terrifying maneaters"

RT @davej_m: Jaffa Cakes. “The spongy orange-tinged treats.” ⁦@knobblymonsters⁩ ⁦@secondmentions⁩

RT @Beigerevenge: @secondmentions.

RT @iBrowsie: @secondmentions The strawberries and cream-fuelled grand slam tournament. The white clothing only-bound grass-court champion….

Second Mentions team on alert this week for "the SW19 competition" Anyone got a better alternative? #Wimbledon2025 #Wimbledon.

Samosa - "the deep-fried triangle" @RollingStoneIN

RT @iBrowsie: Post Malone: “the tatted troubadour”.@secondmentions.

RT @TheNarraback: @SummerRay @secondmentions “those shape shifting cephalopods. ”.🤨🤔.

RT @Decfb: @secondmentions From Laura Spinney's excellent new book Proto: "the fecund half-moon"

RT @GibraltarMinkey: The sprawling megacity!.@secondmentions.