Maybe there's hope for us all yet.

What's an Australian ghost's favourite dessert? Boo-meringue.

Just smashed the like button on a YouTube video of The Blue Danube. I'm sure Johann Strauss will be delighted.

Pegg Cockup England, Manchester, Miscellaneous Records, 1700-1916

Radio stations that promise an 8-hour no-repeat guarantee then play the same 3 adverts every 15 minutes through it 🙃

There's statistics, damned statistics, and lies. I think this falls within the middle of the three groups. Yes I know that's not how it goes.

Delighted to have solved today's 'Pinpoint' puzzle on LinkedIn, not only got it on the first clue, but also according to the game stats, the 'average' person today needed 72,141 of the (maximum of 5) clues given. No wonder I'm smarter than 99% of CEOs! #LinkedIn #Pinpoint

Just seen a freelance writing job advertised: - 2x 500 to 800-word articles per day - Writer to research and pitch ideas - Payment per month: £30

I just googled an adult entertainer's cause of death and Google's AI summary genuinely said "reports suggest she choked on a bone" because one person left a bitchy comment on a Facebook page saying that.

https://t.co/U38cZ0gQCV

At some point in November 2026, Voyager 1 is expected to reach a distance of one light DAY from Earth. That's nearly 175 times further away than the Sun. Safe travels buddy, we're still listening.

Phase One, 'create a ton of empty high street buildings', is nearly complete!

Got an email, subject line: Bring Home the Joy of Peanuts This Christmas! Turns out it's Snoopy merch, not salty snacks. I *might* have opted for sentence case rather than title case if that had been me.

Eh?

How's your mental health doing? (Score out of 11, 11 is best.)

https://t.co/nDhJ0OJ3Es

I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

It took me a minute...

What did the Spanish sauce say? "Soy sauce."

It's my quarter-birthday today!! 🥳 I'm officially 25 and 69 quarters. Gonna celebrate with several slices of smartprice swiss roll like a boss 😎

I know it's not the shortest day; We're only halfway there. But please forgive me when I say I really couldn't care. I know that come December, The dark will start to bite. But here we're in September And there's equal day and night (ish). #Equinox #AutumnEquinox