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When somebody says, 'I cannot emphasize this enough,' my first thought is: 'Don't feel bad. With a little practice, you too can be a great emphasizer.'
Joined November 2011
Whenever I see a trade for "a player to be named," I always assume it's just some guy whose parents are very dedicated procrastinators.
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Reply gifs are millennial coded and should be done away with.
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I'm not Catholic, but something I've noticed about Pope Leo that I like: He seems to genuinely enjoy being Catholic. The dude just loves the church. It's refreshing that he seems to view a faithful life as an opportunity rather than a chore.
“Did you go to Mass as a child?”. A little girl asked Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican Summer Camp — and his eyes lit up as he recalled finding his best friend, Jesus, at 6:30 a.m. Mass.
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Hakeem Jeffries: Speaks for 8 hours. That one guy in Fast & Testimony Meeting: *cracks knuckles*.
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This probably hits so hard if you're historically illiterate.
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This is me. There may be a few good things in it but overall it's just another huge spending spree that we simply can't afford.
I'm torn, I see how angry dems are about this bill and I want to support it- but then I see that it increases our debt, and continues wasteful programs and I don't want to support it.
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These are pointless.
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This feels like an expression of faith.
Religion will definitely die. Slowly but it will definitely die. It is absolutely inevitable.
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All that just to get snagged in a tree 😔.
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And here I am unable to figure out how to get my girls' hair in a halfway decent ponytail.
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🚨 BREAKING: Here are the current House Republican holdouts on Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill. There are TEN. Enough to kiII the bill. ▪️ Andy Biggs.▪️ Lauren Boebert.▪️ Andrew Clyde.▪️ Dunn (FL).▪️ Andy Harris.▪️ Dan Meuser.▪️ Andy Ogles.▪️ Scott Perry .▪️ Chip Roy.▪️ Thomas Massie
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As a Latter-day Saint, the endless resources available to me on the internet have primarily served to strengthen my faith.
The internet makes it difficult to remain Mormon.
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This also reminds me that today and tomorrow are perfect days to watch Gettysburg.
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🫡.
Today in 1863, a 34-year-old college professor from Maine named Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain helps fend off repeated Confederate attacks against the left flank of the Union line at Gettysburg. The fight for Little Round Top will become one of the battle's most celebrated moments.
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Seems sub-optimal.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, to lay off 9,000 workers.
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I thought we all died with the repeal of Net Neutrality.
Democrat House Minority Leader Hakeem Jefferies says tens of thousands of people will die every year as a result of the BBB if it passes
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Crazy fact: It’s July 2, 2025, WE ARE NOW CLOSER TO 2050 THAN 2000
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😂😂😂.
Big Beautiful Bill sounds like a terrifying Cormac McCarthy character.
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