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When somebody says, 'I cannot emphasize this enough,' my first thought is: 'Don't feel bad. With a little practice, you too can be a great emphasizer.'

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Adam
8 years
Whenever I see a trade for "a player to be named," I always assume it's just some guy whose parents are very dedicated procrastinators.
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"and an otherwise normal life to lead" 😂
@samstein
Sam Stein
2 days
Wow. Trump dumps MTG WHAT A NIGHT
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Adam
2 days
Me, trying to convince myself in the gym every morning:
@akafaceUS
aka
2 days
A DUI arrest in the US where a muscular Iraq War veteran keeps taking multiple taser hits without going down. Officers say he has an unusually high tolerance for pain because of his six deployments and the injuries he picked up in service, including blown-out hips. At one point
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Adam
2 days
I honestly feel like it's been damaging to healthcare overall Completely subjective analysis here but it seems to me quality of care has just taken a nose-dive over the past decade or so, and it's done that while getting more expensive
@BrentAWilliams2
Brent A. Williams, MD
2 days
Obamacare killed the small independent MD practice. Complete slaughter.
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Adam
2 days
the technical term for that is a "large boulder the size of a small boulder"
@tvheidihatch
Heidi Hatch KUTV
2 days
🪨 👀 Early morning rock fall in Emery County Sheriff Huntington said, “Be happy you were not traveling on east bound I-70 through Spotted Wolf near mile post 145 during the early morning hours of Thursday this week. This behemoth of a boulder landed on the road creating a bit
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Adam
2 days
Soon:
@SavagelyAvg
SAVAGELY Average 🇺🇸 ✝
4 days
I am getting older, and slower, and I hurt a lot. But I fully believe that I have enough left in the tank for this. I can take them.
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Adam
2 days
I mean that in the best possible way
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Adam
2 days
"Nobody wanna really go and hang out. And if they do, majority of time it’s a club or something… I’m not trying to go to those places, that’s for sure." I can see why this kid was a great fit for BYU
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 days
Egor Demin on the lifestyle change coming from Utah to New York: “I paid my rent, which was not easy. It was frustrating. Coming from Utah to New York and paying for rent—it's pretty hard, I can't lie… From college at BYU, we do bonfire, we go play bowling, hikes, things like
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Adam
2 days
A national treasure
@skrajisnik3
Stefan Krajisnik
3 days
Led to an underrated Mike Leach moment postgame:
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Adam
2 days
A few people I know follow me on here. It's fine. I don't say anything here I wouldn't in real life anyway, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@kaitnielsen
kaitlyn
3 days
One of my worst fears is people I know irl actually finding me on this app.
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Adam
3 days
This guy has lots of on-the-field experience
@utahathletics
Utah Athletics
3 days
Athletics Director Mark Harlan to Serve on College Football Playoff Selection Committee. 📰 https://t.co/ihFzU9mUem
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Adam
3 days
wait a second is this how Tim Ballard claimed he was talking to Nephi?
@CalumWorthy
Calum Worthy
5 days
What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?
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Adam
3 days
What did I just watch?
@AccountableGOP
Republican Accountability
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Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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Adam
4 days
Made brisket last year for Christmas. 10/10
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
4 days
Controversial take: Brisket should be the meat of Thanksgiving, not Turkey.
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Adam
4 days
wild that the administration knows tariffs make things more expensive, yet still wants to pretend its tariff policy is helping people out somehow
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
4 days
🚨 BREAKING: In a major development, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent confirms the PRICE OF COFFEE will go down after an impending announcement for tariff relief "You're gonna see SUBSTANTIAL announcements over the next couple days for things we don't grow in the U.S. Coffee,
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Adam
5 days
This is a good one:
@kariwarburton
Kari 🥧
5 days
What is some lore about your family?
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Adam
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@FCNightingale
Nightingale Associates
6 days
Fannie Mae set to drop its 620 credit score minimum. Mortgage giant will instead use its own analysis of risk factors. Officials say they're easing barriers to borrowing. "It's just the latest in a series of policy changes aimed at creating home ownership opportunities in the
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Adam
5 days
I think his audience is people who can handle the truth
@swamp_ist
SWAMPIST
6 days
Shapiro has completely jumped the shark. Not recoverable. This brand of conservatism died over a decade ago. Not even sure who his audience is with this nonsense.
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Adam
5 days
@DMichaelTripi
Dominic Michael Tripi
5 days
NEW: White House reportedly “furious” over the intense backlash from 50 yr mortgage proposal.
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Adam
5 days
@moroni_memer
Lord Spaghetti Crayon 🪔
5 days
Oh you're a people pleaser? Name 3 people who are pleased with you.
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Adam
5 days
I saw this movie once and decided I didn't need to again because I don't normally associate Christmas with the heebie-jeebies
@mandalynns23
Mandalynns23
6 days
I will not be gaslit into believing Polar Express is a beloved holiday classic. That movie was creepy and you all know it.
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