RT @nickmmark: ICU Doc here. Opioid overdoses don’t look like this. You physically can’t absorb fentanyl from an “exposure” like this. Anot….

so i just used fly spray and two minutes later made the mistake of returning to the area while singing along to the radio. now my tongue is numb🥴.

RT @NotUnknown707: reminds me of this two sentence horror story from reddit

RT @muwuny: Every single British shopping centre has a Damaged Society, this girl has never been outside of her village.

fine with literally any other wee beasties, but what is it about earwigs that cause me to have full body shivers and start retching uncontrollably any time i so much as see a picture of them?.

WOW!!! sorry but this blows all other performances of gethsemane out the water, actually stunning.

stay nowhere bloody near hopetoun house and all i've had to hear all night is music from the rave. actually feel like i'm being tortured with the bass atp, i didn't consent to this😭😭😭.

RT @eyehatesex: This thread of an english person pretending we dont have these things in the UK.

RT @_NikSpace: This shit tore me up for a full 3 months. God what a funny ass video.

RT @michelle_byoung: I’ve explained to people the reason cradle Catholics like me can’t stand converts is that they bring their former (usu….

RT @offbeatorbit: Watching clueless, an all time top 10 for me, and the older I get the funnier it is that Cher thought Christian was strai….

RT @gem_ste: I went to a Catholic primary school in the 80s and we were taken on trip to Glasgow Central mosque. We had a lesson on Islam,….

RT @seanmcdonald01: I went to Catholic primary & secondary. RE was spent learning about, & understanding, other faiths. It’s part of being….

RT @DrNeilStone: I want to leave this site then I see classics like this

RT @phainaxagaysex: YOU WANTED TO USE SPOTIFY YOU SICK FUCK

cant believe it's only been a year since it came out about the mould lmao. she's rotten to the core like.

RT @MattDoesATweet:

just found out theres a hole in the lining of my jeans pocket because my PHONE slid down my leg as i was walking🥴.

not the man whose slogan was "drill, baby, drill" pretending to be concerned about nature and the environment🙄.

RT @Fecisr: Getting a Cex, does anyone want anything?