
Schwalbe
@schwalbe1728
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Bassist, scrub game developer, Polish bastard. Rumored to possess kids gloves made out of real kids. also, twitch affiliate https://t.co/VSpy4jJtVt
Joined June 2016
can YouTube FUCK OFF with this auto translation bullshit nobody fucking asked for I set my language to English, I even fucking set my REGION to United Kingdom, and it STILL translates random video titles and descriptions for NO FUCKING REASON look at the channel. this is a
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Even when life throws shit at him, slowing down his progress to a near halt, this man is still infinitely faster at making video reviews/essays than I am. Autistic burnout is one hell of a thing. (also, good to see ya back in the saddle, King)
New video will be tomorrow. Sorry I was out of commission for months, a lot of IRL stuff stacked up that made parts of working on videos difficult, but the schedule should be more back on track now.
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Not gonna lie folks - today's not the best of days. I mean, first I overslept (again), then at least one family member went nuts, then I drowned my phone in the bathtub, and now I was encased in a submarine in an ocean of blood- what Iron Lung https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn
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I am Schwalbe. I play video games. I play bass. I code stuff. I make videos. And as the amount of "I" suggests, I also have an overgrown ego.
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Now this one is a game I've heard a lot of good things. First of all, inspired by Blood. ...I dunno, the art style looks like it's more inspired by Quake with all the shades of BROWN. CULTIC Chapter One what do you mean 'late to the party' https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn
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I am Schwalbe. I play video games. I play bass. I code stuff. I make videos. And as the amount of "I" suggests, I also have an overgrown ego.
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The town of Quincy seems to have a ghoul problem, huh... *reads the paper again* oh, no, no, ghouls are actually respected... ok, huh... and the issue is "Beastmasters". Right. ...what do you mean they have *deathclaws*? Fallout: Tactics https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn
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I am Schwalbe. I play video games. I play bass. I code stuff. I make videos. And as the amount of "I" suggests, I also have an overgrown ego.
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Sorry, but "I don't think people like you should have any rights and I would prefer it if you didn't even exist. Debate me." is not a call for a calm, rational, reasoned debate.
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Stop trying to make Charlie Kirk into something he wasn't. He was a fucking podcaster who was trying to indoctrinate younger generations with bigotry, racism, and hate - nothing more. He was a piece of shit. While he shouldn't have been killed for his hate speech, words matter.
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First of all, the others in this thread did 25 not 30, cause the thing used to make these charts defaults to 25 lol. Second of all - one per franchise, to enforce *some* variety. There was a lot close calls. Third of all - ...some of them do get positions for nostalgia reasons.
Eh why not. My top30 in random order. Probably forgot a lot of the stuff I spent a lot of hours in 15-20 years ago. And yeah, putting BG1/2 and Fallout 1/2 instead of whole franchises due to "reasons".
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Quest for more Deeds and Portraits continues, as I grow bolder (and dumber) with each delve into the depths... Darkest Dungeon https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn
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I am Schwalbe. I play video games. I play bass. I code stuff. I make videos. And as the amount of "I" suggests, I also have an overgrown ego.
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Somehow it never stops feeling at least slightly jarring that THESE people are the ones lecturing others on the evils of political violence. THESE people specifically.
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Last time I've eliminated two of the early game bosses, and was getting ballsy - for which I paid with a TPK. Not that I cared. Lol. Lmao. Darkest Dungeon https://t.co/vkukQz9hTP
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I am Schwalbe. I play video games. I play bass. I code stuff. I make videos. And as the amount of "I" suggests, I also have an overgrown ego.
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