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๐ ๐๐ป๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฒ๐๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ฏ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฒ๐ผ โข Lifelong student of History, Philosophy, and Theology https://t.co/YFKhCmHtYl https://t.co/CRXOdSS6YL
Joined June 2024
"You're stupid! The Space Quakers aren't real! They will never invade Earth!"
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The book of Abraham is true. All 5 chapters and all 3 facsimiles.
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"'Don't hate the player, hate the game.' - Evangelyne Batista Every starlet who challenges her ends up here. Beautiful. Preserved. Forever feeding the legend. NARSSICA ASCENDING - January 1st Hollywood Forever."
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The Book of the Great Fission found upon tablets of radiant starstone, hewn from a meteor sent by the Lord. 1 In the latter days, when the heavens were stirred and the stars whispered secrets unto the prophets, there arose a man named Joseph Smith, chosen of the Lord, a seer and
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Many people have heard of The First Vision but it takes a Seventeenth Anointing before you learn the secret of The First Fission.
@pearsesd Good point! The Space Quakers were getting too close to Earth but after Joseph destroyed their moon base with his laser they retreated back to the Sun base
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Even when the govt shuts down, they keep printing They print, We Stack A currency Debasement Hedge Reshare if you agree STKd 100% Bitcoin & 100% Gold ETF (BTGD)
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Secular religious people be like "have you seen the science??? How could people be on the Sun?" Gee I believe God is omnipotent so there's no problem with this theory
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Space Quakers are living in the Sun and there's nothing we can do to stop them
@wasoncemeMUSic In it. The Sun has a fiery dome, but underneath the dome it's quite nice
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"I watched LOTR and thought it sucked..."
Nick Fuentes crashes out on a Superchatter for saying he likes Lord Of The Rings better than Game Of Thrones & doubles down on why GOT is better. "I watched LOTR & I think it sucked.. Now what!?"
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@schism โThe Book of Abraham is fake.โ โI donโt think I should trust you.โ โI give you my word as an Egyptologist.โ โNo good. Iโve known too many Egyptologists.โ
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New episode in our Codex series: the IDE extension! ๐ฌ This time, Iโm joined by @gpeal8, lead on this project. Watch us explore code, build new features, prototype front-end designs, and seamlessly hand off tasks between the editor and Codex in the cloud. https://t.co/vAAPYXAWj8
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Mormon apologists:
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@Protoman500 Ah, okay. You need to be really low information to believe that: Mormon males get to be gods on other planets, Christ was married with kidsโoh, and Christ and Lucifer are spirit brothers. Blasphemy meets L. Ron Hubbard fantasies.
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Encore: Transforming Cardiovascular Care: Uprooting Misperceptions and Therapeutic Inertia
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Christians: "Well of course we don't have archeological evidence for the Exodus. The Egyptians destroyed everything that made them look bad. Also Christians: No, the Book of Abraham is fake because it goes against Egyptology.
The Book of Abraham is devastating for Egyptologists and proves that Egyptology is a massive fraud. Praise to the man.
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There ARE people living on the Sun.
@schism Donโt forget Brigham Young said there were people living on the sun.
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Man every time the haters passed the salamander myth on it got bigger and fatter
#1 is actually true. I found this painting in the church archives and the following information: "Upon defeating the Elder Toad in a Monster Hunter for PS2 like battle sequence, the Toad did reveal unto Joseph the location of the plates. Later in life, the Toad whom Joseph dubbed
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