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If you’re driving down a quiet neighborhood one way street and someone is biking twds you, you do NOT have to lay on your horn. You can just do nothing! Crazy! Hope this helps 💕

Invented a new drink, it’s called bulletproof liquid IV, and it’s when you use the knife you were just using for butter to also stir your liquid IV because you’re lazy

i'm a barbie jet a barbie wartime threat get a dose of bombs, explosive u can try to hide but soon u'll find u've died annihilation brought by aviation (c'mon barbie hit their arty) make me turn afterburn strike whatever u please air-to-ground air-to-air even boats on the seas

So many queer ultimatum opinions and none of them are about Vanessa getting her nipples pierced and then jumping into the ocean like 30 seconds later? Pretty sure that’s against the rules

I have a new gig that is fully on the MS suite. I’ve been on google/slack/zoom for forever & I thought, surely outlook and teams can’t be that different? It is SO MUCH WORSE than I could have fathomed i am constantly shocked

I have no complaints about tears of the kingdom, a perfect game, except that I wish that I could unhear the sound of Koltin eating the bubbul gems

So two days ago (May 9) the Spelling Bee genius icon had a lil birthday hat instead of a graduation cap – I finally investigated why, it’s bc it was launched on may 9 in 2014 😄cyoot

Accidentally chose to listen to this for the hour long walk I took this morning…that I did entirely to unlock stuff in Pikmin Bloom 🙈 (it’s a great episode tho, so is the recent one on sugar myths!)

Take some time today to help inform @ctaaction's work as they fight for better transit in Chicago. The survey only takes 5-10min to fill out! https://t.co/WOVNnff9ci

starting to understand why ppl think this thing is sentient, it's about as condescending as actual humans that respond to questions online

I put my bike on my shoulder and walked 1.5mi to the nearest shop and bought the only wheel they had on hand, which is bright yellow, so if anyone steals that and rides around with it: I will see u

The person who stole my wheel kindly left behind the (very easily stealable!) splash guard. Not super useful without a wheel but hey I’ll take it

MMO erasure

Cast members of Love is Blind (& the show creators) love to act like the “experiment” is soOoOoo unique as if people haven’t been falling in love sight unseen via World of Warcraft for decades

Happy birthday to Pye, whose birthday is tax day, which this year is today

I have turned into a backwards baseball cap person and now I wish more baseball caps came with embroidery / flair on the backwards side

EEEEEEEeee I'm so excited for Tears of the Kingdom yaaaaaaay it feels good to be excited !!!!!

On a neighborhood walk today, noticed that the houses with vallas signs all had heinous paint jobs. Bad taste all around y’know

I got a DMCA takedown notice for a tweet from ~ a year ago that was an @ reply where I linked to a TikTok? Honestly kind of nice that someone else is deleting my tweets bc I am too lazy to do it myself

The human body was not meant to endure two hour and fifty five minute films