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@saskatcheyawn

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socially distant since 1978.

Saskatoon
Joined May 2010
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
3 years
"saskatchewanderer" but its a young woman without a car who has to get from her small northern community into the city for prenatal care.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Hey pals! If you've ever wanted to watch me tell jokes alongside other women/non-binary friends this is the time!! And my mum will be in the audience which is fun and also stressful!
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MOTRC Presents a night of Funny Mummys. Headlined by Jenny Ryan Featuring Shannon Mallory, Jill Smith & Jane Vee Hosted by Aimee Grimard
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Elon Musk renaming Twitter “X” is the most Elon Musk thing he’s ever done.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Bandit Heeler is my new celebrity free pass. #Bluey #IYKYK.
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
2 years
Ok so I’m about to re-read all letters from all boyfriends because I want to figure out where my inability to have normal relationships began. It’s gonna get intense; one of these boys told me loving me was like being addicted to heroin. Brace yourselves!!.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
I have been re-visiting letters from my high school boyfriend and holy cow it has been fucking me up. Can your heart break again, 30 years after a break up? Dear Reader, it would appear that it can.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Have been on a nostalgia trip lately and re-reading love letters from high school boyfriends and boy oh boy am I sorry for kids today who won’t get to experience these delightful and intense missives. Texts just ain’t the same.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
I hate to break it to you but *every* 30-year-old feels like they’re still 23, pandemic or not.
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2 years
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
I’m at an open mic and I didn’t do great and I was feeling bad but now a high man in his 60s is rambling about Neanderthals and I feel pretty good about myself again. Context is everything.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Look I am not bothering with Threads until they spell it Thredz.
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
2 years
Someone on linked in has asked to connect because we are both Pre-Retirement Age. Sigh.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
She’s never reached out.
@saskatcheyawn
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3 years
So the person who bid on me in the online auction has yet to reach out to see when she'd like her private comedy show and starting to suspect she bid on me *just to silence me*.
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
2 years
Want to listen to me tell some jokes? Come out next Thursday night!
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Event in Saskatoon, SK by Benjamin Bauce and Dan Duvall on Thursday, June 15 2023
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
2 years
Sunday night at Amigos! Stand up comedy for a good cause.
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Event in Saskatoon, SK by Jenny Ryan on Sunday, May 21 20235 posts in the discussion.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
RT @beequammie: My daughter apparently submitted a handwritten cover letter and resume to the daycare attached to her school to apply for a….
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
My friends and I are putting on a comedy show for moms, by moms, on Mothers Day Eve. Dads can go f*cl themselves this is our time dammit.
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@saskatcheyawn
a cautionary tale
2 years
Pile on the anxiety.
@CNN
CNN
2 years
Washing your clothes too often, or not enough, can have consequences. Here's how many times you can wear different types of garments before cleaning them, according to experts in dermatology and microbiology.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
RT @sbirlios: That song we learned as kids about the guy whose name was Joe and he worked in a button factory and had a wife and 3 kids and….
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
I can no longer go into any venue without assessing its comedy show possibilities. @itsjustroar.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
Why is there a dog overlord on Twitter now.
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@saskatcheyawn
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2 years
It looks like my toddler has started cosplaying Misty Quigley. He is silently wandering around the house in this outfit and it is terrifying AF. #Yellowjackets
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