Parody account of myself
@samdave69
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Dreamy traveler Whisky drinker Sunset chaser Sunrise appreciator Visual storyteller Inappropriate joke teller Serial swearer Instagram: @samdave69
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2018
Time for a #thread about why I never ate meat.
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The only cashless payment Eastleigh trusts is hawala. .
The Kenya Revenue Authority announces plans to open a permanent & fully functional office in Nairobi's Eastleigh area in September 2025. I hope we shall now see more acceptance of cashless payments in Eastleigh.
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RT @samdave69: The Pareto principle that is #kenya:.20% population contributes to tax basket and is mostly looted. But its the other 80% w….
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RT @samdave69: @SeweS_ There’s a long standing Pareto based argument. Close to 75% of the working population is engaged in the informal se….
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RT @danaceda: Kizungu mingi for serious issues. You sent 8 people and five cars to go and get Albert Ojwang from the village over a harml….
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Veggies of mass destruction.
BREAKING NEWS: Human beings are growing fruits and vegetables then sell them to their neighbors… 🍆🍅🥦🍉.
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Dad battled cancer for over 9 years. As the cancer gnawed on his body we began mourning him as he lived, consuming little bites of grief daily. While his death was a release for all, I have been exploring why I am still consumed by grief. I think I am grieving Kenya as it dies.
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Is there a reason the ostriches don’t have shadows?.
Good morning from Moyale Station!.The ostriches didn’t get the memo… but they showed up at the team parade and stole the show!. #TunzaMaliYako #ThrivingWildlifeForever
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Pot? Kettle?.
EACC survey names Ministry of Interior as the most corrupt government institution in Kenya
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If your father is poor, that is your misfortune. If your father-in-law is poor, that is your stupidity.
What is the single most important piece of investment advice you have ever received?.
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RT @platyceri: Matatu owners and drivers are very aware of the inefficiencies of the system, it's in their interests for it to stay that wa….
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On a parallel note, Zakhem are owed tons by KPC - money which could very well pay their “debts.”. Do what you will with that info.
A Kenyan contractor firm now accuses Lebanese company Zakhem International Construction Limited of transferring its assets to other entities to avoid being attached over a debt of Sh460 million.
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RT @otienowill: What we have in Kenya today is not a government it’s a syndicate of extortionists, weaponizing constitutional offices and….
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RT @otienowill: This administration is not just incompetent it is an existential threat to Kenya’s very foundation. Give it another term a….
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Hug my dad.
You wake Up tomorrow and the year is 2005. What do you do?.
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