Salena 🧜🏻♀️
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Joined October 2012
Now this is how the South gets stuff done! #geterdone
🚨HOLY CRAP!!!! An 18-wheeler out here in Western North Carolina just got stuck in the snow... ...and of course three good-ol'-boys show up with their trucks and haul him to safety I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
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Macaulay Culkin, who played Kevin in "Home Alone", pays tribute to Catherine O'Hara: "Mama. I thought we had time."
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Why am I paying more for #Prioritymail w/the @USPS to get 1-3 delivery to make sure something is ON TIME. Only for it arrive 8 days later! I could have just paid for regular mail instead. Such a rip-off & irritating. 😡📪✉️
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The only white, powdery stuff that should be on your car this weekend is snow. Not crack.
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Only in Louisville do our officers keep us safe and keep us laughing- thank you to the dedicated @LMPD officers on the streets and behind the screens who help keep our city safe.
As winter weather caused chaos across Louisville, the police department’s official X account @LMPD leaned into humor — complete with snow jokes, self-roasts and a late-night post that went viral.
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HR is scrolling. SCROLLING. We didn’t realize how many tweets we actually did until we saw her finger moving like a slot machine. This is not good, yall.
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HR said we need ‘balance.’ So here is our balanced message (take it or leave it) Please drive safe. Stop abandoning cars. Stop doing donuts in front of officers. Stop skiing behind pickup trucks, morons.
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Doing the lords work
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Nothing infuriates our officers more than when we’re pushing your 300lb electric vehicle out of the ditch and you roll down the window to say “almost got it”. Sir, please close your mouth
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Shoutout to the guy in a rear-wheel-drive Charger doing absolutely nothing except providing the city with comedic relief. Bro slid sideways for 200 feet like a figure skater who failed the audition. We’re watching you on the traffic cams here at the operations center dying.
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This is what they should do @LMPD 😂😂😂
If you’re sliding all over the road right now, just crack your window and yell “WHEEEE!” It won’t help, but it’ll make us laugh when we pass you. #SirYouCantParkThere
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9 months from now after this snow storm there are gonna be lots of little Hoosiers running around, first name Fernando middle name Cig.
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Friendly reminder: If you only clear a tiny circle of windshield to drive, you’re not “saving time.” You’re piloting a submarine. On land. In public. Stop that.
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