Saianel
@saianel
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The world is a beautiful place when you travel the right way
Texas
Joined March 2010
Instead of a CEO eating a hamburger, I’d like to watch the @southwestair CEO find a $39 flight.
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An to think Flavor Flav was the prize 💀…
20 years ago, Pumpkin spat on Tiffany 'New York' Pollard in 'Flavor of Love', creating one of reality television's most infamous scenes ever.
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Google Flights is so misleading because that $700 flight to Barcelona suddenly becomes $1,800 once you choose a nonstop, business-class aisle seat on a reputable airline that departs around 8 p.m. EST
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If you genuinely want Austin folks to choose you over AA or SWA, you should step up the service.
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Airport pickups are such a show of love. Doesn’t matter if it is romantic or platonic. Anyone who picks you from the airport that you aren’t paying to do so, actually loves you.
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Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
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Luxury hotels hosting weddings (or other events) should either sell out their properties entirely to the event or make it abundantly clear while booking that they’d be hosting a wedding on the dates you are looking to book. Absolutely ruins the entire experience for guests.
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Arrest the barber!
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BREAKING: Woman sues IRS, demanding her dog be classified as a dependent.
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The new Globalist breakfast @ Hyatt Centric NOLA is limited to a single menu item: French Quarter breakfast (2 eggs plus bacon, ham, or sausage) Globalists w dietary restrictions (health or religion) don’t feel welcome here Thoughts @garyleff, @LoyaltyLobby or @OneMileataTime
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Ground breaking
United Airlines to launch three new destinations: • Roswell, New Mexico (ROW) from Denver (DEN) • Montgomery, Alabama (MGM) from Houston (IAH) • Alexandria, Louisiana (AEX) from Houston (IAH) United to also add new Houston (IAH) to Chattanooga (CHA) route.
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The IRS waiting for $600,0000 in taxes be like …
Man won over $1.3 million at a casino, and the first call he made was to his mother: ‘Momma, we are out of the hood. We’re leaving tomorrow.’ 🔥❤️💰🙏🏽
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He deserves to lose his job and/or some clients. What a jerk!
PRO-TIP: If you're the jerk who snatched Majchrzak's cap out of the child's hand I'd get out in front of this. Find out how to get the hat back to the kid and make a public apology. This won't end well unless you make it right quickly.
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And get shutdown!
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Apparently, being a hotel guest doesn’t qualify me to sit in their half‑empty restaurant. Per the restaurant staff, I needed to make a reservation ahead of time. What’s up with this craziness @thompsonhotels?
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Do flights departing Chicago O’Hare ever leave on time? I swear every single flight I’ve ever taken has been delayed or cancelled
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Seriously. Why would anyone in their right mind choose Southwest Airlines when their pricing is over 2x the price of AA?
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