Sabrina
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Pitching Coach 🥎 - HolyGrail Pitching
Pocatello, ID
Joined November 2013
I’m disappointed that I didn’t make the finalists for @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant. Being right here in Chicago and fitting all of the characteristics they were looking for (sports fan, sports bettor, ability to talk to people) I thought I had a fighting chance. Thanks to everyone
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@BarstoolBigCat @marinakmaher @AustinJenkins07 @stoolsalesguy Yeah I’m salty but how can a 9 year AWL with extensive sports knowledge and social media experience not get a shot? @BarstoolBigCat
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Can I get at least get an explanation of what I was missing? @BarstoolBigCat @marinakmaher @AustinJenkins07 @stoolsalesguy
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@BarstoolBigCat @marinakmaher @AustinJenkins07 @stoolsalesguy It’s insane to think there are more qualified people than me for what you’re looking for. I guess it’s not too late if you want to add one more interview today.
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Big mistake. @BarstoolBigCat
I’m disappointed that I didn’t make the finalists for @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant. Being right here in Chicago and fitting all of the characteristics they were looking for (sports fan, sports bettor, ability to talk to people) I thought I had a fighting chance. Thanks to everyone
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“Everybody has dreams… I’m into nightmares.” @BarstoolGruden is in the building today!
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At this point, it feels like the ball carrier is pulling a prime Reggie Bush from ’05—running East-West but netting zero yards. Time to get the ball to the fullback and start gaining some yards on this job hunt. But like we always will, KEEP RUNNING THE BALL! @BarstoolBigCat
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Growing up, all we ever did in my house was talk about sports. For a long time, I thought there wasn’t a job in the world that would let me continue doing what I love. Barstool Sports offers opportunities that align with everything I’ve ever wanted to do. @BarstoolBigCat
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Call me crazy, but I highly doubt there are any other applicants who will go to the lengths to which I’m willing to go. Keep running the ball and trust the process. @BarstoolBigCat
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Saw a guy pick his nose and eat it on the Red Line today. Please help me recover by hiring me as your assistant, @BarstoolBigCat.
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Reason #213 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I typically avoid situations where I might be let down or denied. However, for this job, I’m willing to do whatever it takes because it’s worth it. Keep running the ball.
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Today is a great day to dream. Some people may dream that their baseball team is starting its run to the World Series. My dream is that @BarstoolBigCat gives me an opportunity as his assistant. #Re2pect
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My ancestors braved the treacherous Hastings Cutoff in 1846 so that I could one day work for @BarstoolBigCat.
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Reason #513 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: Prep sheets would be ready and waiting for you. With today’s Cubs game, bracket busters, the First Four, hosting The Yak, and everything else, that’s one less thing to worry about.
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Reason #318 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: When you’re busy with all of your other obligations, I can entertain guests at HQ and make them feel the barstool welcome. I felt Big Cozy was outcasted at times yesterday.
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Reason #82,518 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I believe Ben Johnson will turn the Bears around.
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Reason #60,518 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I’m the ideal middle seat passenger. Whether it’s a plane or a Chevy Silverado, I have always been the middle seat guy. Not because I want to, but because I’m a team player.
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