My name is Andy 💜
@saboutime9
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To be, or not to be, that is the question…that I put here instead of a bio. 🇺🇸
South Florida ☀️
Joined October 2022
I’m just ridin’ the waves now. I don’t have a plan, the plan has me.
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Dawson’s Creek had us practicing emotional speeches in the mirror like eye contact solved things.
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If you let her murder you on Friday the 13th, you ain’t gotta do shit for Valentine’s Day.
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Currently working on my spring catalogue of zero-like tweets.
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I didn’t ghost you, I replied mentally and forgot to hit send
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But have you tried letting someone mansplain to you about it?
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If i was a doormat life would be no different, people would still be stepping all over me.
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Oh Blessed Virgin, please give me patience to deal with these stupid motherfuckers and not strength because if you give me strength I’m going to need bail money
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Sometimes I wonder if you think about me as often as I think about cake
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