going phoenix mode. killing myself so that i can be born again next month.

yes i read theory (i pay attention to the lyrics of stereolab songs).

when u see someone writing to as 2 and for as 4 in a sentence where it doesn't fit tonally at all so you know they're insecure about not sounding non-chalant enough.

RT @ritusalamanca: biology isn't destiny.

RT @jzux: no you don’t understand, this is my Special Mistake. i keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

made prolonged eye contact with a cow and felt a wave of calm wash over me.

it's important to consult your council of evil guy friends everytime you like a man so that you're never blindsided by the game.

yeah im allergic to soy. im also allergic to chud.

like 2. so it's not even that big a deal.

fucked up in the crib singing sa re ga ma pa.

i hope i'm my neighbourhood tailor's favourite customer.

being a boy must be so hard you have to watch all the sports all the time.

but i listened to this on my walk there and it was amazing

every cr park shawarma place has just completely lost the sauce.

everytime an earthquake happens i think about the ancient indus valley civilization. and also about how tall buildings were a mistake.

RT @janvier13th:

i would literally rather go through 17 divorces than experience a single day of less than perfect health.

i wish i could watch instagram reels in imax.

RT @azealiaslacewig: I was about to make a really obnoxiously funny joke then realized most of you are fat and miserable and would take the….

doing this with parsley now.

i only miss smoking when i see pictures like this. i was so good at looking forlorn by myself at a cafe with a cigarette in my hand.