Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io
@ryandotclair
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Technology Buzzword Tinkerer. Works at @VMware. Tweets my own.
Dallas, TX
Joined October 2009
Did you know you can estimate the remaining daylight using your hands and the sun?
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For those that remember my What I’ve Learned series, I’m starting it back up.
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I've challenged myself to start back up my weekly What I've Learned series. Every Friday you'll get a quick recap of what I learned that week (along with an excellently horrible Dad Joke). This...
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I’ve unlocked another unknowing “I’m old” milestone. My son shared music that I don’t know (that I like)
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I just declared Browser Tab Bankruptcy. That was liberating.
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What they didn’t warn me when I become a parent: the pain of debating on whether to throw out expensive junk or not. #SunkCostFallacy
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When your commit messages goes beyond passive aggressive.
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Being excited about a new washer/dryer has got to be peak Adulting
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You know what grinds my gears? A sneaky 10% service fee on a call ahead to go order, and having a tip prompt. Can we just pay everyone a living wage and end all tips? That’d be great.
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To all the elves working tonight: may all your assembly be quick and nothing gets missed (looking at you batteries).
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I was today years old.
My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.
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I still think we peaked in 2020.
I feel like we truly captured 2020 in our Christmas card this year. I wanted to use a flame thrower but it got vetoed (sigh).
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To my online friends, here’s the annual limited edition Clair Christmas card.
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Current Status https://t.co/YlfaLSJN1A
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DJ Licious, Armen Paul · Hope · Song · 2021
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Watching an expert doing their thing (especially a dev with their IDE like @starbuxman and @dashaun ) is just so satisfying.
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OPEN FOR WORK! I’m looking for a new role focused on team and community building, preferably in one or more of the following areas: - Generative AI - High-quality open source solutions - The design, development, and release of video games https://t.co/cQUK0zOH0t
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I’m migrating my OpenAI chatbot to Azure’s OpenAI. My current logic broke due to a slightly different return payload, which got me digging into said payload. Ngl I’m torn: while this is dope… to test it I’m going to look like a suicidal perv who wants to watch the world burn
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It’s 93 degrees out here in Texas. Practically winter.
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I suspect there will be people leaving Vegas with regrets… and not the typical ones 😂😍
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