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31. Running, The Arts and Millwall. SEN Classroom Assistant. Forza Ragu. Cricket is alright ain’t it. Bermondsey Boy living in Surrey.
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Unfortunately, today didn’t go to plan.
NEW PERSONAL BEST IN LONDON!!!
SUB 4 HOURS!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
A massive thank you to everyone who has donated and shown support towards the amazing Woodlands School.
3:51:26
I am off to celebrate.
@ukrunchat
#ukrunchat
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The greatest football fanbase of the decade award goes to.
Millwall.
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So 2017.
Millwall have handcuffed a policeman to a fence, defended themselves against terrorists, invaded the pitch at Wembley, and now we've stolen an away fans false leg. What a club.
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The pubs need to officially reopen based on loyalty points.
I'm not sharing my beer space with some once a year daytripper.
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Born in Crewe
Live in Crewe
No Pie in Crewe
Due to circumstances beyond our control, there has been a change to the selection of pies and pastries on sale during today’s game.
We thank supporters for their understanding.
#CreweAlex
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Uncle Al-Bert
Al-Qassam Brigades announced earlier today that one of its militants died of an unspecified illness.
#Gaza
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Get on the tube at Stratford, bloke recognises my Millwall shirt and says “You’re brave wearing that round here”
My two week year old son puts down his Agatha Christie Novel and starts off “No One Likes Us”
The entire carriage joined in unison.
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*Harry Kane scores for England*
Millwall fans:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: HE LEARNT THAT AT MILLWALL
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*Birmingham fan punches Jack Grealish on TV*
Millwall fans:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: IF THAT WAS A MILLWALL FANNNN!!!!
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Saturday
Millwall vs ANTIFA
The winner plays Met Police in the Final the following weekend.
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Best day of my life.
I see my friends, I see my family and a new personal best.
Just under 4:10.
I did it
@ukrunchat
#ukrunchat
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Steve Morison up front for Millwall away at Hungerford Town in 2046 in the FA Vase 3rd Round.
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No words right now. All I can say is thank you for the donations, thank you for the kind messages of support.
Best day of my life.
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Crowds chanting fuck the police in London today.
Didn’t we just do a clap for keyworkers?
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Can’t the BBC cancel Mrs Brown Boys.
Not the fact it’s racist, it’s just a really crap programme.
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Move over New York.
Today has been the greatest day of my entire life. Seeing and hugging my Dad in Bermondsey has to be up there in the greatest moments of all time.
I did it again.
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Charltons fucked
Millwall might have Coronavirus
Palace have Ultras
South East London is a mess.
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Fuck the Government.
See your family, see your friends and enjoy life.
Life’s too short to be miserable.
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Absolutely broken.
1:40:27
2nd best Half Marathon of the year, knocking three minutes off The Big Half last month.
Bring on 2023.
#ukrunchat
@UKRunChat
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Offered the job on the spot.
Passed my uni assignment with the highest score of my life so far.
It’s pissing down but I don’t care.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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A reminder that the Millwall game on Boxing Day kicks off at 1pm.
Arrive at 3pm to avoid disappointment.
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“and he's got to go to Middlesbrough and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!”
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“I’m telling ya right now, if it wasn’t for that poxy Coronavirus, Millwall would’ve ended up 6th and won the playoffs... we were buzzing after that 3-0 against Forest and all the momentum was lost cause of that bloody outbreak”
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RING THAT PB KLAXON!!!!!
@ukrunchat
#ukrunchat
#brightonhero
Brighton Marathon ✅
I could’ve gave that up at Mile 21 but somehow got a second wind, Adrenalin from random MILLLLLLLLLLLLLs in the last mile nearly all the way to the finish.
What a race.
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Cumdog has to be the worst nickname for a footballer I’ve ever heard
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Whatever happens, happens.
Bring on the
@LondonMarathon
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Start at 10:15, hope to finish by 3pm.
Mill.
@ukrunchat
#ukrunchat
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“You’re in charge of telling Millwall fans to not sing, shout or stand up from their seats... enjoy your first day at work!”
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8 years ago today.
The best thing to ever happen in the history of World Football.
@MillwallFC
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20 Miles ✅
The strongest I’ve ever been. Peak fitness. 59 days booze free and in the best physical and mental shape of my life.
@UKRunChat
#ukrunchat
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Even if Millwall played behind closed doors there would still be a fucking queue for a beer in the concourse.
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En route to Greenwich.
Start at 10, hopefully done by 2...
In a bit.
@LondonSport
@UKRunChat
#ukrunchat
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Met Police when Millwall and West Ham get drawn together but no one can go
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Fuck me. Millwall against the rest of England, Millwall against Millwall, Media against Millwall, Celebrities against Millwall.
It’s good to have a bit of normality back isn’t it.
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You’re not Millwall if you ain’t thinking we’re gonna fuck this 2-0 lead up.
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Not a running medal, but celebrating three months of alcohol sobriety today.
Been spending my weekend mornings going to support meetings for the past 12 weeks in sunny Surrey and feeling grateful.
One day at a time.
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@MillwallFC
I doubted myself about this one but I’ve done it again.
I can’t thank the people who have supported me enough. I love you all.
This one was for you
@TommyCrushFDN
@ChectUK
Best day of my life.
Until Tokyo.
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Millwall to be promoted to the Prem for the first time just as World War 3 gets announced.
Fuck sake.
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If you sing “I’m forever blowing bubbles” from 11:58pm on New Years Eve you will end 2017 a cunt and start 2018 a cunt. Don’t be a cunt.
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Only Fools and Horses is the greatest TV show of any kind ever. All actors are national treasures.
If ya find the show offensive you are a massive cunt.
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Ten year anniversary of one of the most iconic moments in footballing history.
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Dear Extinction Rebellion
You’re more than welcome to protest on top of a train at 5pm next Saturday at South Bermondsey station.
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Earliest you’ve left a football match.
27th minute 3-0 down to Preston at home. 2019.
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When you realise you're Stewarding the Millwall end at Wembley next Saturday.
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When you're a steward at a Millwall game but bottle it when it all kicks off so you need an excuse.
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I needed a miracle and got one.
A new personal best by nine minutes in Brighton.
Absolutely buzzing.
Thank you for the donations, please keep sharing and donating, hopefully the same outcome in London!
What a moment.
@UKRunChat
#ukrunchat
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Remember when Eni Aluko threatened to take anyone to court who gave her a shit book review on Amazon
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The Cardiff fan celebrating a goal at The Den
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Funny how Millwall fans are more confident in beating Premier League Everton and Brighton than we were beating League One strugglers AFC Wimbledon.
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Still a great video
Brilliant from Neil Harris telling
#Millwall
officials to turn the telly off to escape a VAR decision... 📺🤣
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Only way to top it off is if someone hijacks a police horse at Villa and rides it back to Bermondsey
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I just had the Race of my life.
I can’t put into words how hard that was at points, burning and feeling like I went too fast and completely messed it up.
What a feeling.
I can’t describe how happy and proud I am right now.
@RunThroughUK
@UKRunChat
#ukrunchat
@MillwallFC
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Millwall fans threatened with legal action over an Amazon book review.
What a club we are.
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27% possession.
There’s a higher amount of possession in the away end surely.
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Beating Derby, Bristol City and Swansea Away.
Losing to the bottom club at home.
Millwall.
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Mother’s Day tomorrow and for the past 10 years it has been a day of sadness, this year I refuse to be negative. In the morning I’ll run for however long my legs can go and then I’ll reminisce of all the happy memories, smile at old photographs and not drown a single sorrow.
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West Ham fans booing the knee, what’s the odds on that getting swept under the carpet?
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Some of the Fixtures already leaked for next season
Millwall vs West Ham: Thursday morning 5am, Fiji National Stadium
Millwall vs Tottenham 2:45am Monday morning, North Korea Missile Testing Arena with Kim Jong Un in the studio
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Stevenage have a trip to Jersey
Wolves have a trip to China
West Ham have a trip to Switzerland
Chelsea have a trip to Japan
Arsenal have a trip to USA
Brentford have a trip to Austria
Millwall have a trip to Kent for the 100th Pre Season in a fucking row.
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Doreen Lawrence up there for the cunt of the year awards with those comments.
Don’t even fucking try to defend that.
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