Yikes is my catchphrase
@rubiks_kubed
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Word nerd, candle addict, chocolate removal specialist. Probably in the gym. Tweets could be fact or fiction
Chicago
Joined January 2014
The sluttiest thing a man can be is funnier than me
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Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars or whatever Nickelodeon said
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Hello sharks, today I am asking for tweets that get more than 12 views
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Liking your thirst trap but in a way that’s respectful and appreciative of it as a art form
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fuck a breakup, have you ever met someone you have amazing compatibility with but you know you could never date?
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We broke up :/
ur in his dms, he’s texting me goodnight and good morning every day
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having a high sex drive and chronically yearning for love while being single is NOT for the fucking weak
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Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now
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Need to go on a twitter rant like it’s 2012 about this
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Me trying to efficiently use the ~20 minutes of cell service I get every day
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why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football
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Bro if you don’t leggo my eggo rn I swear to fucking god
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The biggest National Parks scam is Montana claiming Yellowstone yet 96% of the park is in Wyoming
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I love men but there’s a quality assurance problem that must be addressed
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Going off the grid to Yellowstone for a week who want me
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