How is it even possible that I can stream music from my M2 MBP for like 90 minutes and the battery still remains at 100%?! From Chrome, with 8 windows and over 150 tabs open (and like a million other apps running, not even exaggerating)?

It's been a long time since I've seen one of these 🤔

On my long running theory that we have tricked ourselves into thinking lobster is good

I just paid 150 gems for a streak freeze on Duolingo, but I googled it and the internetz suggests it costs 200 I have ~30k gems (RIP rupees 💀). Not bragging, but... If it costs 200 to keep my streak per day, math says I low key have 150 days to live IRL So scared right now

For real tho - why would you even have 99 bottles of beer on a wall? Sounds like a lot of effort for such little return (tell me the last successful person you met who had beer affixed to their wall, let alone 99 full bottles of it (p.s. then I found $20)).

post Malone looks like if Shia labeouf was raised by raccoons

Quite appetizing, actually.

I made this mix to celebrate Earth Pig Day this upcoming week:

‘Purple Stuff, Sunny D’ by @rrbrambley is on #SoundCloud

"Please write me some really smart stuff, with the goal of convincing the world that the singularity is part of an unachievable destiny."

Bruh, you've been bamboozled https://t.co/0YTmGGaqOV

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives. The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing. Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

Wish I had bought this garbage 😢

https://t.co/KzmTxCta2x

Everything else apparently HAS TO BE streaming. Subscriptions. It doesn't work for all occasions, though. Really. I have bought like 10 tracks on Amazon tonight. And their buggy website occasionally decides that I can't download my purchase. I can't get 4 of these tracks.

I have to vent. In 2022, it is difficult to BUY music! PLEASE. Why can't I just pay for a song, download it, and move on? I buy electronic music on Bandcamp ALMOST EVERY DAY (srsly).

It's not everyday that your Chromecast exposes you to such a beautiful horsewig via its loop of photos-provided-by-strangers. But today was one of those days.

My Instagram ads are so appropriately garbage... it's scary.

I received 12 bottles of red wine today. In the mail. From my mom. #NotAHaiku

For someone who definitely isn't pursuing a career in dentistry, this Erler Zimmer Dental Manikin is a little outside of my price range. But for someone who wants to have a creepy detached head on display at his home just for fun, this is a steal 🤩