I feel like such an idiot I didn't know that the GoT "shame" nun and Rebecca from Ted Lasso were both Hannah Waddingham 🙃

Welcome to your 50s The only time you don't need to pee is when you're peeing

Every so often I’ll send 7 to school with 60 bracelets for her to randomly pass out that I bulk order on Amazon and I can’t even tell you how excited everybody gets over a small little act of kindness.

Caring about others is fucking hot.

"RT if" is a good way to ensure I don't retweet your silly tweet

I love Star Trek, but Starfleet academy is unwatchable

It's been a day. It could have been worse, but honestly - it could have been a lot better

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Are you ready? You have to create your own happiness. It’s an inside job. You can’t depend on anyone but yourself to make you happy.

If you want a different life, you need to move and think differently. You need to let go of anything getting in your way. You need to move on from people who try to prevent you from evolving. It's your life, so go live it your way.

"Be tolerant with others and strict with yourself" -Marcus Aurelius

If having basic human decency makes me “crazy white woman liberal” I will wear that label with pride. It’s not an insult.

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I retweeted my own tweet because I sent it while Twitter was pooping the bed, and Ivy deserves more exposure than she got

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Brains are weird. Mine tells me I don't belong so I don't try to make friends because it's easier than rejection. Before you assume someone is aloof or cold maybe consider they have demons they wrestle with and maybe they match your own.

Fuck ICE

retweets make my clothes fall off. replies without retweets make me put on another layer.

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People are posting their pics from 2016 I looked pretty awful in 2016, so I'm gonna pass 😳

if you can’t handle me at my Taylor Swift you don’t deserve me at my Led Zeppelin