Hanging with the raisin girls
@TheHappySlut1
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it leads you here despite your destination
Joined November 2019
Me as a teenager: “I’m going to have a big house with a pool and giant walk in closet and I’m going to host big parties every weekend” . Me as an adult: “I can live in a shipping container in the woods? That’s awesome!”.
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In case you were wondering how my love life is going, here’s the transcript of my most recent experience getting ghosted.
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Getting ready to go see some live music thinking about how my ex liked to tell me I’m “past my prime” What bullshit! Looks wise, yeah probably but who cares? The “prime of my life” is still very much happening. There lots ahead watching my kids grow, travel, learning, love….
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@Chesschick01 I’ve met the guy once Natalie. This is hardly deeply personal stuff I’m posting. Nor did I share any information of his personal identity.
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I got ninety-nine problems but turning forty-six ain’t one. Life has been a bit challenging lately but every birthday is a gift.
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My 13 year old told me yesterday “mom I had a rough day at school and I really need some chicken nuggets” You better believe I got that boy some McDonald’s chicken nuggets and we sat in the car as he ate them and we talked about his day.
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Today is my 45th birthday and I feel I’ve earned a brownie for breakfast. From cradle to cougar it’s been a wild ride and I’m happy to be here.
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I did a little spring shopping today and decided I am going to embrace the crop top trend at age 42 because fashion has no age.
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Dating in your 20s is late night drunken escapades. Dating in your 40s is Saturday morning coffee meet ups timed so you can pick up your grocery order afterwards. It feels a bit strange. I think I’ve nailed the Saturday morning date outfit though.
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I fell walking in wedge sandals over the weekend. 9 stitches later in physical pain and emotional pain due to existing personal stress I felt a complete failure. “Bitch you can’t even walk.” But I won’t listen to that voice. That voice isn’t mine. My voice is kind. Fall. Get up.
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A reminder that a decent haircut doesn’t have to cost much. I just got a cut with layers at GreatClips for 19 dollars! That allowed me to tip 10 and still walk out for under 30. Granted I’ll need to touch up my grays on my own but I’m feeling fresh and clean and thrifty AF.
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Happy Thanksgiving from the happy slut (who is not slutty). I got all dolled up but my outfit leaves no room to overeat which was poor planning. Wishing you all a peaceful day with delicious food and good company 🥘
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The night is young and so I am not, but we’re gonna do this anyway.
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All dolled up. The world is a mess. Let’s go dancing.
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So I was supposed to have a date tomorrow night that I was actually looking forward to and the guy just messaged me on the dating app “sorry gonna bow out on tomorrow, just not feeling it” Feeling what? We haven’t met! Fuck I hate dating.
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I have a date tonight. I had to pull myself together pretty quick after work and not looking my best, however, I’m going in with a good attitude. Fuck it. Time to live.
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We live in scary times. I’ve upped my hamstring, quads, and glutes routine so I can drop kick my enemies and hold my lovers tight.
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Quick I need a fancy event because this dress my friend gave me that she no longer wears fits like a glove. Sometimes I love being a woman. 💃🏻 👠
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Kicked off Friday night cleaning bathrooms and vacuuming the house. Now let’s have a chill night with good people. Cheers
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Couple of things happening, the world is on the brink of collapse and low rise jeans are back in!!! I’m ready. 46 and ready since 78🖕🏻
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Yes I did workout right after work instead of cooking. No I do not own a kitchen table or chairs yet. Yes I am having Cocoa Puffs for dinner. No I don’t have life quite together yet.
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Cause I rock a cheap pair of sneakers like a a first class bitch 🤷🏻♀️
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Shameless, “it’s my birthday” tweet. Today starts my 42nd year on this beautiful fucked up planet. Despite the many issues in the world, I’ve seen so much good. I’m incredibly grateful to be here.
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To whom it may concern: There is a possibility I will put you in a leg hold and and win the fight 💪🏼😝
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About to head to the pool when I’d normally be at work because instead of going to regular work today I went and sat for my BCBA exam. I passed!!! I’m a Board Certified Behavior Analyst headed to the pool!
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I knew I held onto these jeans from the early 2000s for a reason. Low rise is back. They still fit and I still have no money to put in the pockets. It’s like no time has passed.
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Because I’m not above a shameless bikini pic. Off to the beach! It’s been well over a decade since I’ve escaped to warm in the winter and it’s healing my soul (and skin) right now. God bless vitamin D.
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Update on the quest to find the perfect sweater dress (I know this is riveting content) I found it! It’s not really sweater material but close, and the winter white I wanted. I’m going to celebrate this little win because it’s a fucking disaster out there in the big world.
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@bigskyhawkdrvr Yeah he was younger than me and I’m starting to think people are just unapologetically shitty these days. I want no part of it.
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Today I got promoted at work and I’m excited about it. I’m also very tired so I think I will wrap myself in this blanket and gently stare at the wall in celebration.
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Fit for Friday. I continue to make progress with my physical training. The results of my mental training are less apparent, but I’m trying. I’m maybe 10% less crazy this September compared to last.
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Just wanted to look pretty on your arm poolside. Thought we could enjoy ourselves a bit. Oh well.
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I’m headed out and attempting a social life tonight. I think the faux leather jacket pairs well with my fake it till you make it attitude.
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Not to brag but I’m in my 40s and got an Easter present from my mom (this yellow top) 🐣
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Just another Thursday with some coffee before work.
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I will not wear lingerie. I was made to wear it by a cruel man and never again will I feel good about myself wearing it. It makes me feel like a clown who mistakes abuse for love. I feel sexiest in cotton panties and a t-shirt.
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Nothing moving furniture around can’t fix.
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Oh look it’s knee high boots season again
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In boring news, I made an in the moment decision to get my hair cut significantly shorter. It feels lighter and healthier. Now to translate that to my overall well being. Cheers to Thursday. Keep on trekking 🏃🏻♀️ 💼 ☕️
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I was supposed to have dinner with a guy tonight but he hasn’t responded to my messages all day. I’ve never been stood up before but it seems this is essentially what is happening. It feels pretty awful. I’m starving so I guess I’ll make some dinner and settle in for the night🤷🏻♀️.
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I told my stylist to make my hair dark and brooding like my soul and to cut extra layers. I did not get bangs though so my mental health although shaky is not in full crisis.
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I’m about to sit on my balcony with some music. I waited all winter for this 😍
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I’m going to let people in on a little secret. Sometimes I smile. It’s not my preferred look but it’s a preferred feeling and I’m trying to be less vain.
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Happy NYE Twitter friends. Stay safe out there 🥂
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Pajamas on! Podcast party time! You can’t tame my wild.
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The mirror needs cleaning butt I’m not sorry
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Due to our co-parenting schedule I will be alone on Christmas this year. I choose not to be bothered by this. I will celebrate with my kids Christmas Eve. I’ll enjoy a relaxed Christmas Day watching movies. The next day I’m volunteering at a food bank Meeting 2025 with gratitude.
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Mood: Shut the fuck up and go work out.
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I have done the math and 99.9% of the men that hit on me are married.
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I went back to my dark roots. The color that suits me best 🖤
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It took me 6.5 hours but I convinced myself to get off the couch and get ready like I have a purpose for this day. And now I’ll take a walk outside and try and smile at the leaves or something. For those in a similar predicament, I hope you keep going. Just keep going 🌱
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Yes, technically I am wearing an adult onesie, but I prefer to call it a bodysuit.
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I work an unglamorous hourly wage job that has never given much flexibility. But I’m transitioning into a supervisory role and today I get to work remotely. I feel so fancy. I can’t wait to yell at my kid who is home “Mommy is on a work call!” I’ve made it folks.
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I’m lonely but I’m also perfectly content being single. I may be single from here on out and I can honestly say that doesn’t scare me at all.
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I know it’s not Wednesday but I think Elon needs to understand we just do butts and tits around here and we aren’t interested in “Space launch Saturday”
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I’m headed to an event tonight after spending the day getting re-certified in crisis management so I’m prepared to put down my appetizer plate and put someone in a hold if need be.
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Put on my too big track pants while waiting for my workout leggings to finish drying and accidentally became every strong female 90s pop singer with boy problems.
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Going to pretend this tussled look is from sex and not taking down the ponytail I wore to work all day.
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Happy Sunday from this Detroit girl in a cozy Lion’s sweatshirt not giving a fuck about the Super Bowl.
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The guy I’m seeing told me I am the “most sexual person he’s ever been with.” In the past that would have made me feel ashamed but when he said it, I felt beautiful. I think I’m healing! 😊.
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Guess who’s leaving the house tonight?! I got my hair professionally colored for the first time in about a year and so it feels an “occasion” I’m about to head out for dinner and I plan to order steak and get dessert. Let’s do this 💃🏻
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On my couch waiting to begin my online therapy session. Why cry in an office when you can cry in your living room? Seriously grateful for this modern convenience. It’s the only way I have time for therapy and lord knows I need it. Hope everyone who wants help is getting it.
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High hopes and high ponytails. Let’s go for a run.
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You can say fun’s over until sundress season returns or you can smuggle two Christmas hams under a sweater dress like a frisky winter’s whore. I choose the latter.
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I like to dress “easy breezy” like I might run through a field of dandelions for fun. Don’t be fooled. I’m full of existential dread.
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About to go poolside and by that I mean traipse through soggy grass in the back yard and lean against the pop up pool currently killing the grass. But I’ll look glamorous doing it damnit!
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Good morning from some chick on the internet that you may feel vague attachment to but has no place in your real life ☕️ ☀️
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The jingle bell sweatshirt is on and I’m about to fight crowds at Target. Tis the season!
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I’m wearing a high neck sequin top a la Liza Minnelli. I have a scar over my lip and wrinkles around my eyes. It dawns on me I’m entering my “eccentric older woman” era. Bring it on. I’ve got opinions you’ll hear about whether you want to or not. I got stories. I got grudges.
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Temporarily forgetting my problems and going to the pool.
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With age comes the ability to rock white socks with any outfit, or maybe just the ability not to care about it.
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Sneak away and kiss me against the bathroom door before we return to the party? This is the stuff I get stuck on, the nonsense you branded me with.
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When I got up for work this morning I looked back at my bed longingly and whispered “I’ll return as soon as I can” Nearly 10pm is as early as I could get back here, but my bed welcomes me like I never left. This is my love affair. 🛌 🌙
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Is it 1985 or 2025? Who knows. I just know I’m going out to dinner.
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A storm is coming and I’m ready for it. They are predicting 4 to 8 inches of snow tomorrow. 8 inches isn’t necessary but I hope to get at least 6 😉.
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Don’t fuck with a fit mom of three boys 😝. Happy Mother’s Day! Hugs to those missing their mom’s this year and anyone who struggles with this day. We see you and we love you💐🥂🛍️
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The seat warmer is on full blast this morning. Cheers to toasty buns.
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Let’s just sit on the couch forever shall we?
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Today is a good day to get knocked out by some American thighs.
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I walked past my husband wearing this jumpsuit and he told me I look like I belong on the arm of a 1970/80s drug lord😂 I like the outfit, but I see it. I’m channeling Penelope Cruz in Blow.
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Today I turn 44. Better post it on twitter! Honestly though I’m grateful to celebrate another year on this planet and feel lucky that I get to spend my birthday on vacation with time to relax and reflect on how difficult and yet wonderful life can be.
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It’s been a day. I might drink my non alcoholic spirits straight from the bottle.
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Tuesday: May your coffee be gigantic.
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Drinking non alcoholic wine in a flannel when it’s 80 degrees out because life is just pretend.
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Friday is for casual dress and casually leaving the office early. Coffee cheers to you all.
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It seems we are on the brink of societal collapse, but good news they finally make soft stretchy jean shorts for petite women with athletic thighs! I’m going to focus on the latter in a shallow attempt to save my sanity.
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Squats and push-ups in the morning so I can handle whatever this fine Tuesday throws at me. Wishing you all a feeling of strength and purpose today 💪🏼
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Arrived a bit early for parent teacher conferences so killing some time in the car before I go in and hear how angelic my children are because they save all their sass for home.
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Time to walk off the meal. Gobble waddle.
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We should be watching the rain together.
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I interrupt your regularly scheduled bullshit of twitter to bring the northern hemisphere this special bullshit of twitter announcement: It’s sundress season!!
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You’d never know that under this massive coat I’m wearing a cute fitted outfit. In winter we dress for survival above fashion. Another reason I dislike this season. We must dress like marshmallows or we die.
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