My thoughts are included in this ⁦@FoxNews⁩ ⁦@mikerreports⁩ piece about the final witness in the Karen Read case: the defense finished strong with more unimpeachable science, the prosecution turtled up and ran away from its “expert”

i actually did have "Will Smith furiously smacks the shit out of Chris Rock" on my #Oscars bingo card and am now incredibly rich

Hey #KetoPint and @Costco, this made me sad

I’m on the East Coast and still all about the earthquake Twitter

Oral Roberts showing up to #MarchMadness this year like:

Mood

Jeff Bezos bought Snapchat shortly after this footage was taken

Jim Jordan: “Mr. Cook, is the cancel culture mob dangerous?” Now he’s reading from Bari Weiss’s open resignation letter from Apple. No, wait, she resigned from the New York Times. Seriously, Jim Jordan ought to have his car keys taken away.

Jim Jordan has become the primary examples of off-topic questioning.

When you order a new couch from Wayfair

Seeing lots of potentially ANTIFA-coordinated traps in Brooklyn tonight, @NYPDnews please be safe 🙏

I did not have “Lady G” in my disaster bingo card.

The New York Times is about to begin an all-staff meeting w/ the paper's leadership to discuss the Op-Ed by Senator Cotton. I neither expect nor deserve to have front-of-line mic time there, so will speak here.

GET JHOPED BITCH #EXPOSEANTIFA