Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis
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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
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Joined February 2009
Republicans in North Carolina are so ashamed of what they did with redistricting, they erased this speech by NC State Senator @MichaelKGarrett from the official record. The full 18-minute speech is attached. #DemsUnited
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I keep finding a roach in my shower. It wouldn’t bother me so much, but they keep using my expensive shampoo.
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Good Morning @woodyandwilcox ! I hope to meet some W&W listeners at the Memorial Valor Foundation 8th annual 3 gun competition. Spread the word!
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You know you’re getting old, when your vehicle’s heated seat is no longer for warmth... but instead for back pain.
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Deadline to claim part of $425M Capital One settlement nears: How to apply
thehill.com
You have only a few days to submit a claim for your portion of the multi-million dollar settlement.
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Walmart frozen pasta meal recalled due to listeria risk
wbtw.com
Listeriosis can cause fever, muscle aches, headache, stiff neck, confusion, loss of balance and convulsions.
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What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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This dude teaches a trick if you are searching for a job
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. DOUGLAS ADAMS
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I dreamed that I was trying to get through a college campus for a software engineering class while stopping to pet an infinite number of emotional support dogs. #MelatoninDreams
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We’re supposed to meddle with things we don’t understand. If we hung around waitin’ till we understood things we’d never get anything done. TERRY PRATCHETT
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