Robert Alan Hall
@robhall93
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Shout out to the great movies with dumb names because dumb movies used the good names first. I see y’all
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Being smart is knowing how to stop the spread of the virus in the US Being wise is knowing it was never gonna happen
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I’ve been denied two hugs today because of Coronavirus. That’s what will kill me
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I’m gonna open a buffet that goes on and on and call it Eat Cetera
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When a writer asks someone to marry them, do they pro-prose?
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This morning, I sarcastically asked myself what black shirt I was gonna wear today
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I can’t dance in my dreams because I have bad circadian rhythm
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The best part of moving to a bigger comedy scene is getting to bomb twice a night instead of once
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How much I like a band is directly correlated to how closely the singer sings in my vocal range
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TONIGHT ON BEAST! @merrydevo! @bitchimababy88! @robhall93! @LeftHannPath! @shanolafoodlova! & MORE! Hosted by @MalloryNHead & @TheZambon! @Howlinwolfnola | 8:30pm | FREE + $2 🌮’s and Miller High Life 🍺’s
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I like to play this game before writing papers for school called “can I still pass if I don’t write this paper?”
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Professor: we’re learning about reflections today Me: when will my reflection show who I am inside
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TONIGHT ON BEAST! @MalloryNHead! @robhall93! @TDelaineDos! @AmandaGThang! & MORE! Hosted by @cyrusjcooper & @TheZambon! @Howlinwolfnola | 8:30p | FREE + $2 🌮’s and Miller High Life 🍺’s
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Be patient. Be kind. People aren’t on this Earth to serve you. Don’t be an asshole. - me when I’m in traffic
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Whenever someone comes up to me and says they saw me at a show, my immediate reaction is to apologize.
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A stranger just offered me a puff of marijuana in a McDonald’s parking lot. D.A.R.E. is scripting my life.
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