Vincent Zambon
@TheZambon
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Comedian and producer of @ItsGoodComedy.
New Orleans, LA.
Joined February 2012
If I could just get some clarity on this I’d appreciate it.
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Hey, woah, I haven’t been on twitter in a bit. Nice to see two death videos in a row. Just wanted to say I have a new show starting tonight with a killer line up. Swing on by Sports Drink for joke time.
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I think if I was a sports writer, I would attempt to find another way to say “remains to be seen”.
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Patients that participate in new brain surgery techniques are very open minded.
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Woo hoo! Less than 24 hours away!
Please join me this Tues. at 8pm on YouTube for the premiere of my first (and almost certainly last) comedy special. It is something I and many others have put a lot of work into. It's free. It has jokes. I don't make any points about society. Thank you. https://t.co/YOrEzAAyLC
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Diehard is a Christmas movie. I was about to watch it and thought, ‘let me wait until it’s closer to Christmas.’
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Tomorrow is the last day to buy early tickets to JOKES: Stand-up Comedy. Featuring: @TheZambon, @AmandaGThang, and Terence Delaine. Link in comments. And… come out to Andrew’s Book Sack on 10/19. I’ll be signing copies of HIGH MOON. #slidell #Louisiana #slidelllouisiana
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The Gatorade “is it in you” commercials need to add one dude hungover as shit with the orange sweat.
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Friday & Saturday we get @davetotheross & @calebsynan! Great times coming up @dragonsdennola! https://t.co/1BUovbMJ5A
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We need another annual custom like April Fool's Day. Maybe a day where it's ok to respond to anyone with "Because I'm better than you."
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Went to a wedding yesterday for comic friend. It was nice to see Goodwill clothing animated.
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I always have the house to myself when I’m downstairs cleaning.
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The Friday @myqkaplan (Comedy Central) performs @Howlinwolfnola! Yes indeed! + @TheZambon & more! 8PM | $20
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To get a venue owner to respond to my text, I send a screenshot of me about to give their place a one star review. Usually text back after that.
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I somehow got through TSA with mace in my backpack, but then remembered it was less than 3.4 ounces.
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