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It is genuinely crazy how much this game and its fanbase damaged the Xenoblade series' reputation holy shit like what even is this
I have to be honest I want her so bad someone talk me out of it
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XCDE's title screen got me fucked up literally almost cried just letting the music play
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So anyway I checked out some games last night they're p good give em a shot
It is genuinely crazy how much this game and its fanbase damaged the Xenoblade series' reputation holy shit like what even is this
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Tracked down the other 6 pit mains in the world at smash con
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@stocjia
Clearly i must be a misogynistic smash player bc i dislike the coomer bait for being coomer bait 🤠✌️
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Nice to meet you! I'm Natasha, an underworld doctor. Feeling sick?
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Won my last WTT as both president and a student! Legit the best possible way to end it. Had some of the most insane sets I've ever played and ended an otherwise turbulent season on a high note. I'll prob write more thoughts down in the future, but man imma miss VT smash 🥲
Bracket Smash 98: The Uncentennial Conclusion...
a final competition for most within,
yet for few it would tie them in;
a final challenge for the worthy,
for those curious of a more private glory...
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@FrostbyteM2
ZD being a manchild? Next ur gonna tell me the sky is blue
Good shit tonight king
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holy FUCK I've wanted this for so long. Coming into tech i wanted to win at least one of these and in my final year I'm happy to say I've done it. Had to go through game 10 grands to get there and I'm really really happy to finally have an official win now. More to come :)
this is so beautiful guys come on. sit with me look at it with me. ayo. pretty. ✨
Bracket Smash 76; a very most diabolical angelic figure ryan roast beef escorts his friends to the afterlife posthaste🌫️! my boy.
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FINALLY won a we tech those!! It didn't count for any ranking but it still feels great to see the 1 next to my name. Hopefully more where this came from
Wonderful Classroom Singles (We Tech Those) at New Classroom Building to kick off this semester!!! Won't count PR just a fun little welcome brackey for Ult and Melee!!! So fun!!! I LOVE smash! Famished.
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I made it out of pools at a major!!! I'm so happy rn holy shit
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LOOK GARY THERE I AM
Smash Ultimate local winners for the week of September 13th to September 19th, 2022. (Minimum of 50 entrants)
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Don't normally post pictures of myself but i rlly felt confident in how i look in this one. Not something that happens super often :)
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Need all the people getting their jokes off about the Puppeh situation to promptly take a bath in battery acid
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I got 7th/60 at the monthly! Got some good wins aftwr getting sent to losers in r2, super nice to see the grind pay off. Best pit mdva?? 🤔
Congrats to tonight's Top 8 at The Cave is STACKED!!
Hope to see you all at UEL on December 4th for our next STACKED event, and December 18th for our next STACKED event at The Cave!
Graphic by
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Really bittersweet feeling knowing tonight is the last We Tech Those I'll ever run. Hopefully won't be the last I'll ever attend. Really gonna miss being a part of this scene when I leave 🥲
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If you use the wrong form of there/their/they're without realizing it's wrong i think less of you as a person
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I would literally rather be anywhere else in the fucking world than blacksburg right now
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Doesn't feel real that I'm wrapping up at VT in just a couple weeks. Wouldn't be where I am without the VT Smash community and the SWVA scene as a whole. Thank yall for an incredible 4 years! Can't wait to visit yall as soon as I can :')
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No games dropped 🤙
Save the Vods
#85
was yesterday and here are the results!
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•Side Bracket: Street Fighter 6 Winner: Benadryl Warlock
•Redemption Bracket Winner:
@DeltaN8te
See you all next week for STV
#86
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Made it out of pools for the first time, got to watch some awesome sets, and got to hang out with some great people. Until next time, Smash Con 🤙
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@lingomaniac88
It did, and I won't deny it! Xenoblade has always had fanservice. My point is that things took a pretty noticeable shift after 2 got popular is all
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Don't think I'll be playing smash for awhile. I put my all into it for the past year and some change, and I think I want to take a break with grad school coming up, and also play other games in the meantime. Definitely proud of what I've been able to accomplish recently :)
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5th/59 at smashtag, feels great playing with a clear head :) got vods to review as well 🙏
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I have successfully completed another rotation around the sun without dying
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7 PISTON CUPS bro i NEED people to stop bending over backwards for Doc Hudson. Actually insane
Top 5 Greatest Racers of all time
1. Doc Hudson
2. Lightning McQueen
3. Strip Weathers
4. Dale Earnhardt
5. Darrell Cartrip
Thoughts?
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@Carls493
Simply put, I'm not in either the Street Fighter or Final Fantasy community, so truth be told I kinda just haven't seen this happen due to who I follow and by extension what pops onto my tl. The fact that merch like this is apparently a widespread things is rlly upsetting
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This smash con was elite despite the end result. Had a blast seeing old friends, meeting new ones, grinding friendlies/a couple money matches, and taking in the whole experience. Til next year ✌️
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my favorite moment of being a TO so far is getting to call MILF LOVER vs Uncle Boobs
Quandale Dingleingleton is the best tag of any active top player imo, what's your personal favorite tag you've heard?
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There is not a single min min player on this planet who has ever had sex on god
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Lunch fo today
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This post got me to 300 followers lol ty
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I'm officially rank 69 in mdva rn nobody else enter anything ever please
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Glad to get another win under my belt after a bit :) wasn't sure how I'd play switching back to my old controller, but it ended up working out nicely. More to come
Bracket Smash 88
Roasty today is robed and dark the straighter arrows thy pierce and punch. Sealing the month a final win he's god damn swag he gets he snags!
Gumshoers beware, he's the sandaled star!🕊️🏹🌫️
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@ZMangz
I def still enjoyed 2 when I played it though I just haven't gotten around to replaying it mostly bc of not rlly feeling the desire to + getting busier as time passes. Each XC game has its own distinct fanbase, 2 just happens to have a louder portion of passionate fans it seems
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Lost winners r2 then won the tournament without dropping a game. Legit some of the best Smash I've ever played. Not what I expected but I'll happily take it lol
Bracket Smash 93!
Bottle sacrifice, knocked down like him, losers sorrow would fuel a win...
he win though, 10: muscles, mind and controller the real operating system!!!
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Last tournament in nova for now went well! Beat a couple demons and made $9 whole smackaroons 🤪
Congratulations to Top 16 of tonight's Cave! Thank you to those that came out tonight/watched our stream, and we hope to see y'all next week for another stacked Cave! We also hope the best of 5 sets treated everyone well (we hope to do more in the future😎)!
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Popeyes is better
First three words that come to mind when you see this pic?
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Got an A- in the last 2 classes i needed to graduate... oh my god im so relieved
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retrobot outplacing ZD at xanadu proves mii brawler is better fox
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If this aint a sign that sora is turbo cringe idk what else is
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4th at flame choke today, wins on Dr Fizz Justice and OrangeLightning. Got 3rd in dubs with AM as well which was a lot of fun :) shoutouts to the lynchburg scene 🙏
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Everyone talks about "canes" this "zaxbys" that when popeyes is literally right there
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257th/2300 at Smash Con. Played hot when I needed to, losing to Scend and LightningCam. Need to get better vs Diddy but happy with my play overall :)
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I got 6th on the midterm PR! Super happy to replicate my success from wifi in an offline setting, especially after not playing basically all summer. Excited to continue leveling up 😤
The Fall 2021 Midterm PR is here! (Graphic by
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Honorable Mentions:
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Hidden Boss:
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TEXAS_7_DRW IS THE GOAT RAAAAAAAH
🔵 - Alternis (SoVA) [76th seed] > Chef (DFW) [53rd seed] (2-1)
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When people say they really like your song recommendation >>>>>
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I never realized how big the number 20 is til I started eating 20 piece nuggets from mcdonalds
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this will be terrible for the economy
A video by the Discovery Channel shows what would happen if the largest asteroid in the solar system collided with Earth 🤯
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Officially top 5 in SWVA! Overall a rlly up and down season with my final undergrad semester and the responsibility of being VT Smash president, but it ended up going very well. Happy I could leave my mark on SWVA before leaving 🫡
Spring 2023 PR for SWVA (Jan 20-May 5th)
Full graphic coming soon!
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Be so fr Bernoulli was in prime mid-season shape and McQueen dropped what he was doing in the off-season completely out of shape AND with and incomplete pit crew. Bernoulli got diffed plain and simple.
McQueen received the challenge from Francesco Bernoulli in the middle of his off-season, meaning he took a substantial amount of rest compared to Francesco as F1 seasons lasts longer than the Piston Cup - giving him a slight advantage which will come back to bite Bernoulli later
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Like bro come on 💀
Peanut being unable to take harmless banter will never not be funny lmao love twitter
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nah pack it up this one's dead
You, Higher Mammal. Who did you romance with first in Persona 5 or Persona 5 Royal?
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Def got some more de-rusting to do but had fun in nova this weekend. 3-2 at both cave and bms, feels good to play for fun w/out ant self imposed standards
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Came to this kinda on a whim and ended up having a great time :) saw a lot of friends that I haven't seen in a bit and played decent for not playing in a while.
True centennial conclusion the hunny times a sweet night when the freshspawns come and see and glean, they take and toss our seasoned sands movement anew hierarchy tuned...
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Redemption:
🥇BIGPTFAN69420 AAAAAAAAAAH
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Yknow what fuck it. By the end of next year I'm gonna be PR in MDVA. Remember this. I'm gonna grind my ass off im so motivated rn
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This is legit the happiest i I've felt with smash in a long long time. If I can just play my game my way and get the confirms I've been working on I'll be happy regardless of placement
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All bo5 at VT would be a nightmare for everyone involved
@ your local TO. LMBM proves everything should be bo5. Can we please make this standard. Pls.
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@Zongablade
Oh no I've been a fan of the series since 2014 I know how anime-inspired all of the games are lol XC1 was basically meant to be a shonen
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First time going and it was hella fun, can't wait to be back for more 🤙
What a bracket. What a grand finals. Lanon holds on in the set with enhancedpv limit breaking back and resetting bracket! Lanon clutches it for the phantom thieves with a game 5 combo to end the night!
Watch our vods yourself to see the hype! See you next week @ the ladder!
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Single digit placements at each of the 3 locals I attended over break in NoVA, including 4th/66 tn at BMS. Feels pretty good to see results like that after being in a slump :)
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