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@mldiffley
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#NewYorkForever β’ #Giants100 β’ #RepBX
Joined October 2014
You can finally rest
Nearly 4 million Americans have been out of work for at least six months.
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Kids today will never know the euphoria of typing in a quizlet question into Google and having the entire test pop up.
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This what happens when you try to escape Diddy crib.
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me calling my mom after middle school basketball practice
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Me and the homies when GTA 6 finally comes out
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2020.β’ Leap Year.β’ Trump vs Biden election.β’ Chiefs beat 49ers in the Super Bowl.β’ World shut down by pandemic a month later. 2024.β’ Leap Year.β’ Trump vs Biden election.β’ Chiefs beat 49ers in the Super Bowl.β’ World shut down by ________ a month later
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Saying βI hate summerβ is just another way of saying that you donβt go outside.
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Fun Fact: Juju Smith Schuster has more TikToks (95) than receiving yards in a game this season (93).
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Top 10 days in twitter history. 1. TODAY.2. Family Matters/Meet the Grahams.3. Queen Elizabeth.4. WW3 memes.5. Clippers 3-1 lead.6. Trump getting covid.7. Kanye and CP3 .8. Josh Giddey.9. KD to the Warriors.10. 21 Savage is British. HMs: Will Smith Oscars. What else did I miss.
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The WNBA is 30 years away from being able to handle a Centel page.
Angel Reese is reportedly βfuriousβ after not being named to the All-WNBA team, per @ShamsCharania
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Me on Black Friday when I see a little kid holding the last PS5
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Lakers fans the most spoiled fanbase ever. How you go from Jerry West to Wilt to Kareem to Magic to Shaq to Kobe to LeBron to Luka all back to back to back.
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He was just happy he didnβt have to work overtime for no extra pay.
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Heβs crying while witnessing 3 rings, Iβve been on this Earth for 48 years and have never seen the Knicks win a chip.
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Katy Perry in 2010 dropping Teenage Dream, California Gurls, Firework, Last Friday Night, and The One That Got Away all on the same album
That 2010-2018 pop music run undefeated man.
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Thread of LeBron James lying for absolutely no reason.
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Last night alone:. β’ Harden scored 50.β’ Shai scored 41.β’ Giannis had 32 & 15.β’ Cade had 37-7-10.β’ Celtics had 2 teammates drop 40 each.β’ 5 of 8 games were undecided in the last 2 mins. And ESPN decides to bring Kai Cenat on First Take to have the GOAT debate with Stephen A.
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How do we know Noah Lyles is the fastest person in the world?. He hasnβt raced all 8 billion of us so we canβt say for sure that he deserves that title
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Senior year of high school, I was late to class bc Jay Z dropped the blueprint and I was waiting for the store to open to cop a CD.
Those older than 9/11/2001, where were you and what were you doing during the WTC attacks?
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Candace: βWe love San Franciscoβ. Chuck: βNo we donβt you canβt even walk around down thereβ. Draymond: βYes you canβ. Chuck: βYeah, with a bulletproof vestβ ππ.
Pretty sure nothing Draymond and Chuck talking about right now is allowed lmfao.
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Or heβll have one of them right now
Chris Paul gonna have one of these images by the time he retires
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Who are some of the strangest players in NBA History that interlaped each other on the same team, that seems made up?.
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Itβs 2024, we need to stop pretending this was an even trade.
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Kyrie Irving is the most misunderstood player in the NBA.
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They said you fell off, Streameast. They said youβre a fraud, Streameast. They said Peacock is better, Streameast. They said the lights are too bright, Streameast. They said you buffer under pressure, Streameast. How will you respond, Streameast?
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HOT TAKE:. Doc Hudson is the GREATEST racer of all time. Letβs look at the facts.
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LeBron down 3-1.KD missed the playoffs.CP3 turning 40.Russ is washed.AD & Klay banished to Dallas.Dame achilles.Kyrie ACL.Jimmy hurt.PG is podcasting. The era we grew up watching is coming to an end
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Last time the Chiefs & 49ers played in the Super Bowl we had a global pandemic a month later.
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Kendrick to Drake: βYour best album is midβ πΉ. Drake to Kendrick: βYouβre shortβ π«΅π€£. Rick Ross to Drake:
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The NBA literally only runs 4 commercials. β’ Nova boys AT&T.β’ Jalen Green Wingstop.β’ Chuck GPT fanduel .β’ Popeyes big box.
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Broβs been in high school since KD was on the Thunder.
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Albums dropping tonight:. Kanye West - DONDA.Kendrick Lamar - NATION.Drake - Certified Lover Boy.A$AP Rocky - All Smiles.Travis Scott - Utopia.Silk Sonic - Silk Sonic.Frank Ocean - Brunette.Lil Uzi Vert - Luv is Rage 3.Lil Wayne - Tha Carter VI.Young Thug - Barter 7.Future - DS3.
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She grew up in The Great Depression. She experienced two World Wars. She saw the Civil Rights movement. She witnessed 9/11. She witnessed a pandemic ravage the world. But in 115 years on this planetβ¦.She has never seen Embiid make the conference finals.
Elizabeth Francis, the oldest person in the U.S., has died in Houston at age 115
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Lamar actually made the conference Finals, bad comparison.
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Top 10 days in twitter history. 1. The past 24 hours.2. Queen Elizabeth.3. WW3.4. Clippers 3-1 lead.5. Trump getting covid.6. Kanye and CP3 .7. Josh Giddey.8. KD to the Warriors.9. 21 Savage is British.10. Will Smith Oscars slap. What else did I miss.
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Derrick Henry might be the last running back to ever reach 10k yards
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Bro saw Magic & Bird get drafted on that TV.
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As an NBA player how do you consistently brick 5 foot jumpers
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the greatest pit stop of all time?. An undrafted rookie from Italy setting the world record for fastest pit stop ever in the PISTON CUP FINAL. Unheard of.
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So far today, #Anonymous has. - taken down the Minneapolis PD website.- hacked the Chicago PD radio .- exposed Trump, Epstein, and many others for child trafficking .- exposed the royal family for killing princess Diana . Itβs not even noon.
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A year ago today, Rudy Gobert touched every microphone in the media room. The rest is history.
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Can we talk about how Ray Allen was backpedaling in game 6 and knew exactly when to stop.
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The 2 worst weeks of a college studentβs life start today.
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Thanasis doing Dray time not Dame time
He cropped out Thanasis cuz he wasnβt doing it right πππ
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One of these guys is getting their first Finals MVP this year π
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In 2020, weβve had:. - WW3 scares.- Kobe & Gigiβs death.- Australia burning.- A worldwide pandemic.- All sporting events cancelled.- Confirmed UFO sightings.- Murder Hornets.- And now a Parallel Universe. Itβs only May.
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Gone but not forgotten β€οΈ
Brazilβs Supreme Court orders Twitter/X to be fully suspended in the country immediately.
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Fun fact: Lonzo Ball has more songs on Apple Music (44) than free throws made last season (43/76)
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Youβll never guess what NBA team she supports.
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Kyrie is the leagueβs leading ethical bucket getter. No spamming 3βs, no foul baiting, just jab steps, elite footwork, and finishing. Pure hoops.
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TB12 & CP3 might be the only initial-number combos in the big 4 American sports that flow.
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The NBA literally only runs 4 commercials . β’ Hit that pose take that flick.β’ What a pro wants.β’ Donβt let me go.β’ Wingstop No Flex Zone.
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99% of this app doesnβt like basketball. HS player wins states -> βhe wonβt do this in collegeβ. Wins Final Four MVP -> βhe wonβt do this in the NBAβ. Wins ROTY -> βheβs not an all-starβ. Named an all-star -> βnot all-nbaβ. Makes All-NBA -> βcanβt even win MVPβ. Wins MVP -> βwhat.
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Is this the first all-star team (either conference) where all 12 players are future Hall of Famers?.
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Winter fans be like βah yes, 4pmβ
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MIKE BREEN JUST BOUGHT UP THE GIDDEY ALLEGATIONS ON LIVE TV LMAOOOO.
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I am THE basketball god who controls injuries, narratives, scores, records and champions for as long as the NBA is around.
you get one superpower, but your mutuals get to choose the weaknessπ€·πΎββοΈ
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LeBron and AD whenever thereβs a chance to win a Mickey Mouse ring at a neutral site
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Celtics fans are never beating the racist allegations
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Yβall remember when Giannis got hacked π
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Drake promoting AI could be one of the worst things to ever happen to the music industry.
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Back in my day we used photoshop like real fans, what is this AI nonsense.
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(2025) Twitter user mldiffley showcases his ELITE handles during Easter weekend in the garage. The level of difficulty is crazy. π€―. (via Mattβs camera roll)
(1988) Isiah Thomas showcasing his ELITE handles during Dominique Wilkins Charity Game β. The level of difficulty is crazy. π€―. (via @NBAHistory).
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Youβre playing prime LeBron 1v1. You start off with a 99-0 lead, first to 100 wins. Do you win or lose?
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Top 5 Greatest Racers of all time. 1. Doc Hudson.2. Lightning McQueen.3. Strip Weathers.4. Dale Earnhardt.5. Darrell Cartrip. Thoughts?
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Paul Pierce & KG are definitely salty that Rondo and Ray Allen each got another ring with LeBron
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Bronny James at halftime:. 22 points.4 rebounds.3 assists.66% FG. 18
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More free throws than shots attempted is disgusting hoops
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Who got that one NBA Twitter screenshot?.
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