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Watching the clown show! Peeing on the junk. i delete unsolicited inbox items.. Go ahead put me on a list, solicit porn, cripto b.s. and get blocked #Teamsanity
south jordan, utah
Joined April 2010
Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Dredged-Up Corpse Of Osama Bin Laden via @TheBabylonBee.
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WOODSTOCK, ME — In an episode of his program that was sure to create significant buzz online, Tucker Carlson announced an exclusive interview with the dredged-up corpse of long-dead terrorist leader...
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Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C. via @TheBabylonBee.
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SACRAMENTO, CA — In his ongoing public sparring with the administration over its agenda, Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to double California's violent crime rate if President Donald Trump refused to...
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RT @Chicago1Ray: BOOM 💥 . Meet Charlotte Djossou, she's a former Sergeant with (DC) metro police, who accused them of misclassifying offens….
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RT @Network_Guy8: This is the damage that an assault sub can do. Absolutely nobody needs to own one of these!
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RT @libsoftiktok: HOLY SHLIT: Melissa Moorman, an employee of the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet (@KYTC), was FIRED after she blew the whi….
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RT @VividProwess: Hamas steals aid trucks, and the world blames Israel for famine. Has everyone lost their minds?. .
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RT @WallStreetApes: TODAY: Grant Cardone was contacted by FEMA and can CONFIRM the Pacific Palisades is a land grab. Democrats are burying….
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Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The bloody years-long conflict between Ukraine and Russia was finally brought to an end this week, as President Donald Trump successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the...
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‘Crime is Down In DC!’ Shouts Journalist Currently Being Pummeled By Group Of Thugs via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking dozens of viewers, a CNN journalist was nearly beaten to death by a group of thugs during a live broadcast while reporting that crime is down in D.C.
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Jerome Powell Says He Won’t Lower Interest Rates Until He Can Be Sure It Won’t Help Trump via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell confirmed Tuesday he will not lower interest rates until he can be sure it won't help President Trump.
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Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided to dispense vigilante justice by dressing up like a giant bat...
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Trump Vows To Drastically Reduce The Number Of Criminals In Washington By Sending Congress Home via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to growing concern across the country about rampant crime in the nation's capital, President Donald Trump vowed to drastically reduce the number of criminals in...
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DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals via @TheBabylonBee.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation's capital, Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser warned that Trump's...
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Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99 via @TheBabylonBee.
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U.S. — Spirit Airlines flight attendants have begun advertising that in the event of a water landing, passengers will have the option of purchasing a lifejacket for $39.99.
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Drug Cartels Begin Using Kryptonite To Fend Off ICE Agent Dean Cain via @TheBabylonBee.
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U.S. — Radioactive debris from the planet Krypton, known as Kryptonite, was discovered at the site of an ICE raid on Friday, signaling that Mexican cartels had begun carrying the dangerous substance...
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