Adam Carolla
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Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne . Three time @NYTimes best selling author.
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No they don't.
Most Americans blame Chris Rock over viral Will Smith slap: poll
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CNN last week, "How are we going to stop these sunbathers on California beaches?!!!" CNN this week, "Masses in the streets walking arm in arm. Good for them."
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Strange times. You can do nothing and be a racist or you can burn down a market and NOT be an arsonist.
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Anyone want to know how Sweden is doing ? Just check CNN and when you see no stories on Sweden that means they are doing great
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You want to put a patio on your own home it's months of permit bullshit. Want to take down a statue? Just bring your skateboard, some rope and a couple friends. No problemo.
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Nice job on the lock downs. You hurt the kids. Great job on all you who supported it. It’s time for you to apologize. Admit you were wrong
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Turns out the people dying from covid are old or sick or both. How many of you pussy's got played ? and who's going to get played the next time.
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Gov Newsom says California won't go back to normal until we have a vaccine. Here's the problem, California hasn't been normal for 20 years.
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We're now saying teachers are heroes while cops are villains. We live in a world where the people who are actually brave enough to go do their job are the bad guys.
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I learned two things tonight. Our nation is systemically racist but 83 seconds later, I learned this is a great nation filled with good and decent people. How is this possible ?
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Back from Tennessee. I flew twice, with layovers, hit a BBQ joint and did 4 live shows. According to
@CNN
I have three days to live.
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Seemed like last week during COVID all first responders were heroes. Now they're getting bricks thrown at them and called murders. Pick a lane.
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Are any of you going to listen to the experts ever again
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Where are the updates on Texas ? CNN said it was going to be bad a month ago
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In California our rule is if you play by the rules you get more rules. There’s no rules for people who don’t follow the rules.
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Florida is letting people do things. This is outrageous !
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Let’s never be done with all the sheep who tried to cancel us for being correct about Covid. You are cowards who lack character. History will not be kind to you
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Pelosi on Columbus statue being pulled down by protesters - "People are going to do what they're going to do." Can I get that in writing for when I want to drink a beer on the beach or put a second floor on my house without big government bullshit?
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He is in prison because of the color of George Floyd’s skin
Raise your hand ✋️ if you think Derek Chauvin is in prison bc of the color of his skin
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Are you people done with the lockdown ? Or are you still doing what they tell you to do
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Ran into the 45th President of the United States of America
@realDonaldTrump
! Beautiful lunch at
@MarALago
. Thank you for your hospitality
@RealOmeedMalik
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky rejects asylum offers from Europe: "I will stay in my country & if I die, I will die with my soldiers."
US offered to evacuate Zelensky but he refused & said, “I need ammunition, not a ride.”
Leadership at its finest.
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It's too dangerous to bring my dog and a frisbee to the beach but you can tear down a statue, torch it and then light your cigarette off the flames and cops will just watch.
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I'm on Nick Sandman's side but damn. He goes on a field trip and ends up $75 million richer. My high school field trip was to the Lawry's seasoning factory and I walked away with a packet of taco seasoning.
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Reopen CA lets all just do it. Start tomorrow. If we all do it at once there’s nothing they can do
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Thanks to Prop 47 thefts under $950 will not be prosecuted, so cops will not bother showing up. Just a reminder that you get what you voted for, California!
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CNN has shown examples of people who followed all the rules and still died of COVID and people who followed none of the rules and got it too. Anyone I know personally who caught it was over it quick. So I'm just gonna go out and live my life.
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Watching the Bill Maher show. Now you pussies clap when Bill talks about getting back to normal. Shut the fuck up and admit you were wrong
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There's something different about Texans. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's not the accents or the hats. Oh, they're not scared of their government.
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LA teachers either don’t want to go back to work or are cowards. Those are the only two options left
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Why can the TSA screeners at LAX work but teachers can't? I'm sure those screeners are in closer contact with more people on any given day than a teacher is all year.
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The guy who shut down schools, beaches, small businesses and playgrounds has thoughts about freedom
The
@GOP
version of “freedom”:
- ban books
- limit speech
- live in fear of gun violence
- take away your healthcare decisions
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I just got off stage in NY and I told the woke kids they did not have to apologize for being wrong about all things Covid all they needed to do was shut the fuck up the next time they had an opinion
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Newsom just tacked three months on to our sentence for good behavior
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Everyone is so afraid now. I grew up idolizing Evel Knievel. Kids now idolize Greta Thunberg.
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She should not ever be listened to again. I don’t care if she is repentant she caused harm and needs to pay the price for her role
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The government that sent 4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people is the same one you want administering healthcare for all, solving racism and getting the economy back. Get your own shit together. The government is incompetent and won't save you.
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Don’t make fun of kids who believe in the Easter bunny, make fun of adults who believe men can menstruate.
#HappyEaster
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Yes
Vivek Ramaswamy is calling for 8 year term limits for Federal Bureaucrats and a ban on congressional stock trading.
Do you support this?
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we must flatten the curve so the hospitals are not overwhelmed
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Every problem we have today - drugs, prison, gangs, domestic violence, stems from broken families. Like recalling a bad medication, stop chasing the side effects and get to the root cause.
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If you tweeted this 9 months ago twitter would have shut you down
@adamcarolla
CDC just announced on Monday that there is less than 1 in 10,000 chance of surface contamination. That is 0.0001
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Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A. I find "Lady" to be problematic. It's binary. It should be "They A".
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Being from California, especially Los Angeles, is like living in an abusive relationship. When you finally move out you never move back and all your friends ask “why did it take you so long?”
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I hate these liars
This is How propaganda backfires.
Shame on you
@CNN
@RobertKennedyJr
vindicated
#RFKjr
#AV24
#Propaganda
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California needs to lock down harder or we will end like Texas. It’s been two weeks since they lifted mask mandates and it’s been a blood bath
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That’s untrue. I called them cowards from my mansion Malibu.
@adamcarolla
Who is the coward, the teachers who dare confront government officials and powerful business to fight for the health of their students and families, or you who sit safely in your La Cañada mansion criticizing what apparently you don’t even understand: Teachers ARE working
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When the founding fathers wrote the Constitution they were thinking about protecting us from kings and foreign aggressors. They never anticipated shitty mayors/governors. They were looking for evil, not stupid. They never could have foreseen Garcetti/Newsom.
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After Texas is wide open for two weeks and nothing. Can we think about opening the rest of the country before the 4th of July
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I love this guy
This is incredible.
Disney pulled ad spending from X, so Elon pulled Disney+ from Tesla screens
Before: After:
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Never go full tard. adam schiff has been full tard for years. Adam tell us more about Russian collusion
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94% of Covid deaths were people over the age of 50. They knew this along time ago but they wanted to scare the moms
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The two things we knew about COVID from the jump were that it didn't affect kids and that being outside was better. Yet we've shut down all youth sports. Brilliant.
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Turns out Covid doesn’t spread outdoors. Who could have seen this coming
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But white supremacy is the biggest problem this country faces
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Are you sheep going to mask up for round two or are you going act like Americans and fight back
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San Francisco changing 44 school names because of supposed racism. How much does that cost? New signs, sweatshirts, mascots... Couldn't that $ go to "safety" measures to get the fucking schools reopened.
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Then why did you use Covid to destroy them ?
Small businesses are the engine of our economy and the heart and soul of our communities.
On Small Business Saturday, I encourage you to support the folks in your community by shopping small.
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In California the homeless and prisoners are getting the vaccine before taxpayers. It sounds like something out of Idiocracy. If that isn't the most California way of doing things I don't know what is.
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LA needs to lock down harder and longer until we can get our numbers down to levels of cities that didn’t lock down
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According to TV car ads fully 86% of Americans are interracial couples who spend their weekends camping with outdoor theater set-ups.
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Going to Tin Horn Flats in Burbank with my son tomorrow for dinner. Fuck Newsom
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I learned we can open the schools in Los Angeles when it's safe after the election
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America now is like that marriage where the wife keeps bringing up mistakes you made when you were dating.
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There is no way Covid came from a lab. We know this from the fact checkers because they check the facts
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It never gets old
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We must boycott the word boycott because it starts with the word boy
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Tell me all about what I got wrong or shut the fuck up “news organization”
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They filled a skate park with sand. These are the people in charge of California
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Gavin Newsom says we can't buy a gas powered car in California in 2035 but he might let you eat in a restaurant by 2029
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What’s up LA teachers unions? You hero’s ready to be last people in America to go back to work
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It's true. We must have an honest dialogue about race. You first. I need my job.
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The most deaths by group of Covid is 85 years and older. 0-17 260 deaths. 85 and older 170,000. You don’t think we got played by the media ?
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Enjoy
Gavin Newsom gets completely destroyed by Adam Carolla not taking his BS...
Dan Bongino can't contain his laughter.
@dbongino
@adamcarolla
@GavinNewsom
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Big dick energy
Transgender swimmer Lia Thomas sets pool record in 500-yard freestyle win at Ivy League Championship
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Could more celebrities, politicians, "influencers" and corporations have "deafening silence" please? I would like more people to shut the fuck up so I can enjoy my life.
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Good news. Warden Newsom is going to let us out into the rec yard but only if we're wearing masks.
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100 % and those who listened to them need to now and finally shut up
.
@adamcarolla
says he's not ready to grant pandemic "amnesty" to journalists and experts:
"The people who attacked everyone who turned out to be right need to be punished at this point."
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"You know how I talk out of my ass...Well, I can breathe out of it too."
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When you apologize to the woke mob you're still going to get canceled anyway. Just look at Piers Morgan vs. Chris Harrison. You might as well just say fuck you and keep your dignity.
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