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The people who report polling data really want you to believe Twitter isn't real life, while CS and BI programs teach majors social media sentiment analysis to sell you shit.
Telephone poll response rates have fallen to 5%, with a 4-8% margin of error. The SC poll that claims Biden's unshakable support for black Americans only has 230 black respondents. The poll was so skewed that the 136 voters between the ages 18-49 were combined into ONE cohort.
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He took me to Barnes and Noble, Starbucks and to see Kill Bill. Books, Coffee and Violence. Dude understood me from two phone calls. When we got home my Grandma told me he was my cousin.
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I got a 7 year old and a 21 year old. I cooked a week's worth of food. They ate it in 2 days.
Praying for all the parents who now have college students living with them. We shall survive. 😭
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Have you tried not being demons
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KIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT
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Teachers buy school supplies out of their own pockets.
GA state troopers have a new unmarked semi on patrol! 👀 🚨
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They killed a white American and passive voice died instantly
Rights group says Israeli strike on Gaza building killed 106 in apparent war crime
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Brits: Americans are disrespecting the queen on Twitter.
The Irish:
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At work.
You're single, you stay indoors and you sleep early how do you expect to find love that way?
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This is a good ass picture of America right now
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She's younger than our Senators
Today, tell your kids about Ruby Bridges—the first Black child at all-white public elementary school in South.
Today Ms. Bridges turns 69.
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Not using it for housing is a decision
City of Los Angeles officials are initiating a process called abatement that could give them the power to demolish the graffitied Oceanwide Plaza and even take control of the property.
For now, the city just wants the tagging cleaned.
@CoStarNews
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A degree and a rap career
Meg is so predictable 😒 yeah I know you can shake your ass and definitely take my man. What else you got?
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Jaboukie was in a movie and nobody on Twitter knew. That's how poorly this was marketed.
Disney’s
#StrangeWorld
bombs at the box office with $18.6M domestically in its first 5 days
The film is projected to lose at least $100M
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So what are y'all's plans for surviving Trump's second term?
White House when asked what Biden's message to is to Arab-Americans as he visits Michigan tomorrow: "Israel has a right to defend it self"
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Black Twitter told Jill Biden "we put you in that house. We can take you out".
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I actually watched Good Hair with my Social Psychology class. There were only two Black men in the class so it was a room full of Black women. A big chunk of that movie was shaming us for how much we pay for hair.
Be sure to watch 'Good Hair' since the narrative is now changed to all my bro does is disrespect women of color.
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This is actually perfect. Preaching non-violence to Black people while recognizing the utility of white violence is the most American value there is.
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We know you sleep alone if you think women sleep in wigs
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Takeoff gets murdered.
Black women: Black men deserve to grow old.
Drake: calls a woman shot by Black man a liar.
Black men:
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You defund the police because you can’t reform the police. You can’t reform the police because of who the organizational culture attracts.
Men don’t owe any of you women protection, if it’s not his woman he’s protecting.
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Because Obama made a phone call
Two years ago, NBA players took part in a wildcat strike that almost changed the politics of professional sports. Why did that revolution never come?
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The poorest county in the US has no hospital, the health department was converted to a police station, and is the most audited place in the US. It's Humphrey's County, MS. I was born there.
Somehow missed this when it came out a few years ago, but holy moly. You can literally see the Mississippi Delta and the Black Prairie Belt.
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The Director of the CDC quietly resigned after a conference to declare COVID over infected 181 people. We desperately need a new media.
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He quit his show and spent his time shaming Congress into passing relief for veterans. Then he came back, only to leave Apple over censorship. Yall don't know who Jon Stewart is.
Jon is Bullshit Mountain … let’s recall he quit the show because it was too much for him at age … 47. The 45 minute show 5 days a week, with long vacation breaks and w/es off wore him down. Skits did him in. He needs to stop comparing Biden to himself. BTW Jon- you look 78.
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We told y'all the people with bachelor's degrees would have the real jobs and that the coders go first. We told y'all bootcamps were to flood the market with coders and reduce wages.
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You just halted the diaspora wars, the gender wars, politics, and podcast nonsense. That's our little cousin that "made it out".
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Couple Black girls begging to have their hair chemically straightened in middle school with them being most likely to attempt suicide before graduating from high school and just maybe you'll grasp why this is so much bigger than you think it should be.
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The semester after I taught Social Psychology I took my Symbolic Interaction PhD seminar (yes you read that right, I took what I taught). My final paper was on relaxers. It's was a qualitative study and what stood out most was girls begging for relaxers in middle school AKA hell.
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Every Joe Budden Podcast we learn why Mal is single at 40.
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@sppeoples
The most rural region in the US is solidly Blue. The 10 most rural counties in the US AREN'T white. Please say white when you mean it. Owls wake my Black ass up all the time.
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@BrennanBabbles
@leftist_ghost
I'm an upper middle class professional in Mississippi. Absolutely nothing has changed except grocery prices.
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It's 52 senators vs 210 reps, 48 senators, the president, the vice president and 70% of the electorate.
My dude, it's 52 Senators are defeating what 48 Senators want.
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Twitters down. Go outside.
Outside:
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If we could go back in time and save our ancestors we wouldn't exist to go back in time to save our ancestors. Damnit why didn't I get drunk before watching
#LoveCraftCountry
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@callmedollar
Every time one of these confirmation bias hustlers make a video I'm reminded of how estranged Christ is from American Christianity.
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@leedle16
@quintabrunson
White people don't believe we know what's best for us and our communities.
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Common Core was a Republican initiative that Obama just continued. The news just forgot to tell white parents
This is insane. "Common Core" math, while not the way most of us were taught to work problems, is precisely how I do math in my head when I don't have access to paper. But it's demonized because it's "not how I was taught" and therefore MUST be "liberal mind-control".
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This can't be reformed
Mr. Stalling’s attorney also acquired body camera video showing officers discussing “hunting” people on the streets of Minneapolis, celebrating shooting protesters and mocking journalists who were exempted from curfew.
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The baby in stripes is all of us.
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They were storing bodies in refrigerated trucks
Remember two years ago when they convinced us that catching covid was damn near a death sentence?
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Polls start closing in 30 minutes.
Steve Kornacki:
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Judy Garland's short difficult life is well documented. You motherfuckers are incurious and make those of us that were only happy in computer labs and libraries sad that you have all the information in the world in your phones and won't look at it.
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Did she ever attribute this role to drug abuse or disavow it? Or are you tap dancing for a white lady?
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Dany: who cured you?
Jorah: Samwell Tarly
Dany: Tarly?
Jon: that's my best friend
Dany:
#gameofthrones
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@ElieNYC
@hahmad1996
@GeorgetownLaw
Black students are more likely to have to work full time during grad school. Unlike their fucking rockstar white students we are tired. On top of that its a damn pandemic.
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@estarianne
Monica Lewinsky came back a few years ago with more grace than I could and a glorious sense of humor about the 90s. She deserves zero ire directed at her.
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Trump defense: Elizabeth Warren incites violence.
Everybody else:
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Did he just do the first thing she said in the video?
I’m not into conspiracy theories but I swear to god this garbage is a far-right op
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Democrats are installing fascism at the local level while claiming to fight it at the national level.
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Niggas ain't funding music education anymore!
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@athyrmose
@hoodcuIture
Meanwhile we invented country and got evicted and have to beg for induction into a hall of fame that's named for the derivative of R&B.
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@KeithLovesMango
@amazon
Amazon drivers are surveilled and timed. Now you’re trying to get one fired because you were in the damn way
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I would forgive 20k in student debt every time Manchin blows up a deal. I would also reschedule marijuana. When Sofi and Navient call I would forward the calls to him.
Manchin spent months pretending to want to:
1. Raise taxes on the wealthy and corporations
2. Address climate change
Today, the truth.
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@therealsimmdogg
Close. I said we didn't have to date but we could hang out as cousins. I never heard from him again.
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Y'all can't fuck, repair things, or buy houses. Where do we go from here?
Young women these days can't cook like their mother, but can drink like their father.
That’s a problem.
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They're not scared. They want to kill people.
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@sppeoples
Republicans can't win the most rural region in the US. The poorest region in the US. The most working class region in the US. It's 80-90% Black.
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Mississippi requires people on Medicaid to work.
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Gen X is raising the fuck out of Gen Z
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When we say defund the police, we mean the police shouldn't be able to afford to exact revenge on a fucking 3rd grader.
A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson.
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@riatheevirgo2
Jesus. I had a crush on a dude in high school my other grandma said we were cousins. Not only that, I look like his mom.
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Notice how they got more smoke for rabbis than they did on Jan 6?
We laid out 11,000 candles to mark 11,000 lives lost in Gaza.
Democratic Party leaders want the bombs to keep dropping, ignoring 80% of their voters who want a ceasefire.
They wouldn't even let us sing about it. They had us thrown down the stairs.
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This can't be reformed.
Florida cops handcuff homeless man who committed no crime and put him in squad car; instead of taking him to jail they take him to the woods where they beat him unconscious and leave him handcuffed and bleeding to die.
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@web_rant
@DailyCaller
They use CRT in public health to study health disparities. I wonder what his two degrees are in.
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This picture is basically the Democratic Party and Black people under 50 next year and I Am Here For It
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It took me a bit, but I think Ted Cruz is trying to call the First Lady a hypocrite because she used a gas stove in 2020 and now — more than two years later — a federal agency is warning that they’re dangerous?
Is that actually it? Is it really that goddamn dumb?
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