Rekha Shankar
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“I’m an empath” - your most narcissistic friend
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"I don't let negativity into my life" - the absolute meanest bitch you know
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it's literally okay to not have a hot take, and to just go donate, volunteer, and drink water
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My dad, one second after buying strawberries: “hey why haven’t you eaten these strawberries yet they’ll go bad”
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can someone tell Chuck Lorre that “what if a white person liked a brown person” is not a tv show concept
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when you're 20 a "what's your address?" text means someone's sending you a fun care package of cookies
when you're 30 a "what's your address?" text means your friend is getting married and you are, actually, doing everything wrong
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in the event I lose this app, I HAVE to know: why do white people wear shoes inside the house? i am literally begging for an answer that makes sense
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Trump discovered a Covid cure like Columbus discovered America*
*he did not and he killed a lot of people
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there is privilege to purposely wearing hideous clothes
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I don’t usually get sentimental but I love this TV stand
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.
#GameChanger
gave me a chance to annoy Sam. You don't see a lot of people like me in the world annoying Sam. And if
#EmmyforGamechanger
works I hope I can inspire others to also annoy Sam
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white ppl: arranged marriage is SOOO WEIRD LIKE WTF
also white ppl:
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can u imagine if job applications asked "have you had any long-term friendships, or do you blow through new groups of people like a poisonous windstorm every 3 years"
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trying to keep my parents away from social events during a pandemic
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honestly I was being kind
Possibly the most savage moment in Dimension 20 history
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i remember when my neighbors told me my family's house "smelled." and i'm like, ok it smells like curry, Vick's, and sandalwood... literally where is the issue that is basically my dream man
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“Hello? Whoa slow down” - every important phone call on tv
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can't come to terms with the character design of BJ Novak on Arthur. this is fully a human man w/ floppy ears
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ok I am vegan but would like to hereby separate myself from the "no bake" baked goods movement
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Perhaps the kindest fan message of all :)
rekha collegehumor , gay muscle men tube free videos , slutload asian teen fucking
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every uncle is just a dad your brain has less reason to tolerate
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I’m so honored to have worked at
@CollegeHumor
. It gave me a shot in LA, it let me experiment, it let me grow, and it introduced me to creatives who I hope to work with and, most importantly, eat with for years to come. I am forever grateful ❤️
So, bad news – with a twist.
IAC, our parent company, has made the difficult decision to no longer finance us. Today, 100+ brilliant people lost their jobs, some of whom are my dear, dear friends. Hire them. (thread)
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Your New Media company name is:
your favorite adjective for "crazy" + the type of yard you grew up with + the word "Media"
Mine's:
"Wild Hill Media"
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i will never get this game because i still don't understand why i can't dominoes
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#BreonnaTaylor
is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this, please quote and tweet on your own, and demand
@kyoag
arrest Brett Hankison, Jonathan Mattingly, and Myles Cosgrove (not just fire them).
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"for some reason" - listen, a dedicated core group of passionate individuals like me have been working for YEARS to make this happen
Miley Cyrus' "Party In The U.S.A.", NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" suddenly charting for some reason
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Higher education will never explain how to schedule an appointment when you have a full time job
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I can't believe it. I finally sold my first script. This feels INCREDIBLE. Finally. MY STORY. On screen. :)
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A photo of us today with a stack of moving boxes that are there for no reason why do you ask
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Please hire all these people FOR YOUR OWN SAKE. I can’t tell you how incredible they are, and yet? I will!
@GrantOB
is one of the best actors you’ll meet. He’s so kind and funny and also highly responsible and takes any challenge with grace. Hire him
I was laid off today along with some of the most talented people in the world.
Hire
@GrantOB
@LilyD
@ryguyguyry
Jessica Ross
@jacuzzitubbs
@KatieMarovitch
@ChestangRaphael
@LukeRobot
@rekhalshankar
@MikeWTrapp
@BrennanLM
@agbeardsley
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Ppl will be like “my parents don’t understand” and I’m like ok my sibling was dating someone for a year and my mom unprompted sent an email to my whole family saying they were engaged - do you rly want to go toe to toe
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what I like about this picture is that it makes clear that
@BrennanLM
and I have never met, or spoken, once
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my pregnant friend said she's "carrying around someone else's bones" and THAT is the miracle of life
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Today is Katja’s birthday
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Hollywood: we understand the gravity of this movement
Also Hollywood: **SELF-TAPE - (30s) ugly girl - due tonight**
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"socially-awkward horse girl fighter" 🐴❤️
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I don't know why people say user engagement on social media is hard. All you have to do is get laid off
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"I am NO bullshit; I cut out toxic people" - the most emotionally unstable person you know, who believes having only two friends is a virtue
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so sad when someone online makes fun of my appearance. they don’t know their jobs have already been taken by immigrants (my mom)
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"sorry everyone - UCB was hacked since 1998 and that's why we didn't have any black performers"
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In light of this and the gorgeous
#DeviantArt
painting someone made of me, I’ve made a sketch about a kid who learns technical skills to make a sexy Kirby. It would mean a lot to me (and Kirby) for you to watch and share! 🌸
there are no guarantees in life except that if you Google “thicc +” any cartoon character you will find something ❤️
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@realDonaldTrump
stop whining about "not having a job" - you can't rely on the government to "assist" you. fuggin lazy ass
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Nickelodeon finally called it it’s official!
Congrats to president-elect
@JoeBiden
and vice president-elect
@KamalaHarris
on your win 💙 This is the 7th time kids have correctly picked the presidential winner since 1988!
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a person: i'm afraid of heights
a comedian: i'm afraid to be sincere wiggle wam wam wazoo
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I unearthed an ancient Indian storage vessel, the craftsmanship is so incredible
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*HEY
@CollegeHumor
FANS IN MISSISSIPPI, IDAHO, MISSOURI, MICHIGAN, NORTH DAKOTA, AND WASHINGTON*
if you show me proof that you're canvassing, donating to, or helping getting out the vote for
@BernieSanders
I'll DM you a secret about
@GrantOB
(ex: items I've found in his car)!
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I've never been at a DnD table with another South Asian let alone ONLY South Asians!
Consider backing this campaign GM'd by
@ThatBronzeGirl
, directed by/starring
@sandeepparikh
,
@sweeetanj
& myself! I'll be asking tons of questions and I hope u r ok w that
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I once pitched
@samreich
a season of Grey’s Anatomy wherein every episode a plane crashes into the hospital and I’m so thankful I have time to write this now
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me: I had a meeting and there was an Indian guy named --
mom:
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villains in movies always lay out a gown for the kidnapped damsel to wear and honestly if you can find a dress for a short person with an ass go ahead and kidnap me
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oftentimes white people will be like "i know the fast part to a song"
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a President that mentions Latinx and transgender folks without using the word "ban?" crumbs taste so so good
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I do declare, you'll want to see this season of
@dimension20show
. [leans in close] It's killer. [eats trash]
Trailer here!
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ok but what if being "highly sensitive" was considered awesome and perceptive and being "not sensitive" meant your brain was bad
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book: "awkward, unattractive girl"
tv show: hot, brunette, bangs, blue eyes, trips one time
book: "frizzy, big hair"
tv show: nice beach waves, tame
book: "olivey tan skin, brown eyes"
tv show: white person
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every "coping in quarantine" guide assumes you have:
- a dog
- a live-in partner
- instant yeast
- herbs
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a few people asked if i "drank a lot" before this ep. no, i'd just gotten in from working for 12 hours, which for me, might actually be the same bc i enjoy working and do it socially too
Finish this sentence 👇: "Let's do it like a Beatles cover band..."
🎸
#GameChanger
(
@rekhalshankar
/
@GrantOB
)
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Some people use the heart emoji and some people use the heart emoji from the deck of cards, and we can’t bridge this divide
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*
@CollegeHumor
FANS*
Show me proof you donated $30+ to any of these orgs (thread below) TODAY, I'll DM you a gross secret abt
@GrantOB
. If you donate $60+ in return I'll give you feedback on up to 5 pgs of any writing (limit 15 ppl)! And, as always, black out all personal info!
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important to note seeing family can be nice but actually does not count as vacation so go take a vacation if you can
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truly so embarrassing to think you “don’t need therapy”
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you: 3 mtgs a day, hrs replying to emails + applying to job posts + filling out packets, talked to every1, kept contact w/ every1, did live shows, wrote side projects, produced side projects, took naps in Lyfts bc you were tired out of yr mind
the world: "she's a diversity hire"
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please stop saying vegetarian when there's fish in it
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Did you enjoy
#TheSeven
? Did you know you can still enjoy it on
@dropout
on its one year anniversary?
What were your favorite moments? As a player, my favorite moment was obviously
@thebeccascott
being absolutely insane with the duck man in the straw hat
#TheSeven
came out on
@dropout
a year ago yesterday!!!!! Best experience of my whole life ♥️⚒🔥🐴🦄
@BrennanLM
@Persephiroth
@erikaishii
@quiddie
@rekhalshankar
@thebeccascott
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Narrator: He didn’t.
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do White actors know that when a role is described as "fat, Indian, 30s" that every poc of every body type and ethnicity and age will be asked to audition?
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I [inadvertently] cried to my parents when I had to move from NYC to LA and then remembered they moved continents and have fake American names
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I had a blast playing myself in this episode of
#Drawga
with the
@DrawfeeShow
folks, they found who taked my family
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hm, cried in front of the dog today and she didn't lick my tears and hug me or whatever you guys told me dogs would do?
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unfair work hours and conditions has caused my vibrator to unionize
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me, in 2012: any money i save will be for retirement!
me, in 2022, having depression in a pandemic: hahaa what you stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!! let's buy shams!!!
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I’m not white
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“I’m a mess BLERP” - you, a millennial juggling two jobs, not provided with health insurance, living in a city whose cost of living has risen faster than its wages, battling depression exacerbated by existential uncertainty and climate change peril
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1 year ago, my pals and I got laid off. But the good news is nothing else happened in that year and we're all still very hire-able
Please hire all these people FOR YOUR OWN SAKE. I can’t tell you how incredible they are, and yet? I will!
@GrantOB
is one of the best actors you’ll meet. He’s so kind and funny and also highly responsible and takes any challenge with grace. Hire him
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When I was 8 so many people made fun of my name in school that I begged my mom to change my name to Lola Bunny but she said no because she knew Lola would one day become the unfuckable cartoon rabbit she is today - so sad
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Katja
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#escapefromthebloodkeep
was one of the best weekends I’ve had in my life. If you like
#DND
, & wanna see
@matthewmercer
have to explain the same dice to me 100x, &
@erikaishii
graciously remind me to roll w adv, pls watch 😈🦅 cc
@MikeWTrapp
@vorpahlsword
@BrennanLM
@IfyNwadiwe
Gang! Exciting news - we're releasing the ENTIRETY of ESCAPE FROM THE BLOODKEEP to our Youtube channel over the next 6 weeks! The full first episode is up now: (cc:
@matthewmercer
@erikaishii
@IfyNwadiwe
@vorpahlsword
@MikeWTrapp
@rekhalshankar
@BrennanLM
)
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contrarians are out here everyday being like "i either want to bother you or make you feel stupid"
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I love jokes on TV about Indian food making you shit cuz the joke is also predicated on the idea that White people food does NOT make you shit. You're all constipated off of Elio's pizza and it shows
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