"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?". "No, I kiss my mother with this mouth.".[lifts shirt to reveal 2nd mouth in the middle of chest].

I have no job, applied to over 200 jobs since January and haven’t had a single interview. It feels pretty bleak. But one thing I have is a GREAT credit score. What can that do for me? Any money people who know shit can advise me?.

RT @rekhalshankar: Check out my SERIOUS true crime.podcast with #BigMoneyPlayers and @iHeartRadio! In this week’s episode Bo Brimley invest….

Anyone got jobs? I need job.

RT @GameChangerSam: Get your tear ducts ready!💦. Our newest episode ("Don't Cry") is now out on @dropout! Watch @LukeRobot, Jess Ross, and….

#thrilledtoannounce my #screenwriting #writingcareer is taking off thanks to new glasses #hireme #WritingCommunity #Writers #glasses #oscars

Live in LA and disgusted with the waging war on unhoused Angelenos? Get creative and write an email demanding @MitchOFarrell resignation. Here’s a free epithet you can call him: Scum Toad #echoparkriseup.

Just posted a photo

Fireworks are actually very stupid and bad.

I love movies! And I believe in their potential, not just for entertainment, but for personal revelations, healing and growth. And in a year that seemed stalled from the get-go, I feel I was still able to experience a lot through them (5/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

In reality, while 500 films in a year seems excessive, I do think doing this was one of the major contributing factors to my mental health this year, helping me in countless ways when things felt quite bleak (4/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

In fact my log of films is the only real way I can demarcate much of the past year, which managed to blend together in one giant pile of sludgy haze (3/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

There is no order to them, other than perhaps the order in which I watched them during the year. It's interesting to look back at the different moments and trends I hopped on in different months (2/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

The only benefit of being unemployed and quarantined this year is that I watched 500 movies - a record for me. This is part 1/5 of my #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

What’s the oldest thing in your fridge? Mine is a Gatorade from 2018.

Take a listen to @iloveromcomspod this week to hear ME. I emerged from my cave.

Looking forward to the Academy Awards next year when Best Picture is awarded to the Celebrity ‘Imagine’ video.

My dentist said I was doing a good job and I cried.

#BreonnaTaylor.

Trying to find more ways I can show my support for this national movement. I’m unemployed and wish I could donate more money to causes I believe in. What I do have right now is an excess of time, and doing crochet…

Any politician that still claims the police aren’t being violent towards protesters at a Police Brutality Protest are either:.1. Lying.or.2. Fucking stupid.Either way, they are dangerous and shouldn’t be in office. Remember their names and vote them out.