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20s ❖ she/her ❖ mixed ❖ EN | ES | IT ❖ Claude von Riegan stan ❖ Sylvix enjoyer ❖ @asylvixstory head mod
fe3h hell
Joined February 2020
it’s finished! Lance of Ruin + Crest of Gautier custom embroidery 🪡
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Guys have you ever been in a workplace where all the original coworkers have left so now you’re in season 5 with all these new characters
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teaching irl how to use AO3 is like teaching a child how to walk
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im never going to forget the time a paramedic asked me in the ambulance "what are you" and as i was struggling to breathe i hit him with the "have you heard of wasians"
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I sold a turtleneck online and the woman who bought it gave me three stars because the neck hole was small and it pissed me off so I messaged her saying, "sorry big head" and she changed the review to one star lmao.
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i wish when people heard fanfiction they didn't immediately think smut. i am reading about my favorite character having the worst day ever.
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someone please draw Sylvain in this
there’s a guy at the gym in a shirt that says “LGBTQ - lats, glutes, biceps, triceps, and quads”
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sylvain is jock passing but he’s not a jock. he’s a nerd trapped within the confines of jockdom. all he really wants is to do a gay little run that would piss off his gym teacher, but they keep making him play lacrosse
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the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6
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(emaciated, dark circles under eyes) can a white boy hit
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explaining to a child why they do not have cows at the zoo. “cows arent really an exciting animal”. well, this isnt true for her. many people probably would be excited if the zoo had cows. perhaps we have all been misled
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Being in a fandom filled with adolescents can be so stressful because why did I see a fic tagged “old man yaoi” and the characters were depicted as 29. The fuck you mean old man yaoi at 29? Their health insurance premiums are still low af.
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My algorithm has me deep into meteorology twitter right now and let me tell ya things are getting CONTENTIOUS over these snow storm forecasts in the south
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leaving the platonic friend hang and immediately texting “we didn’t even kiss”
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