sherif
@realsanssherif
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she/her I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Vancouver
Joined August 2024
another fighting game character who Hits you with Attacks, huh? real original.
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when my regime of Sino-Soviet influenced transvestite goth women take over this will be mandatory uniform
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Sometimes I envy straight people. Sex must be so easy if only one of you has to like it
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No babe i follow her because it's Christlike to befriend prostitutes. Her too. Yeah and her
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i know nl isnt here anymore but tagging me with his wife is crazy work
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Elizabeth Holmes handwritten schedule from when she was running Theranos is kind of hysterical
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These guys would be pretty much no match for a single sweeping high energy laser beam
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I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man
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George Lucas poisoned my mind and now I find blue women hotter than normal women
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I can tell by my boyfriend’s breathing patterns and/or tone of voice if he is on the chess dot com app
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Back in the USSR you could be a little twink and have a babe in each arm but Gorby ruined it because of Woke
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Woke dentist who sees bruising in the back of your throat and asks "So who's the girlfriend?"
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i miss andor already
first look at jabba the hutt’s son rotta. in the mandalorian & grogu. played by jeremy allen white.
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