futilely rocking back and forth on my hard carapace with my legs in the air spending the last few minutes of my 10 day lifespan thinking unspeakably evil thoughts.

pull up to the function man! All the homies are laying about listlessly. carrion vultures are circling overhead.

Having long nails as a harpist is foreign but quite fun

Mind if I’m your gracious wedding guest tonight

your money is not long like mine brother

beautiful scene this morning - water striders skittering across the vitreous surface of the lake, causing small perturbations that catch the morning light, giving the effect of a multitude of tiny rapid flares in a greenish night.

RT @LeonSimons8: This SINGLE WEEK of Spanish wildfire emissions surpassed ANNUAL total carbon emissions of each of the 100 lowest emitting….

As a therapist, I love to hit my clients with bricks.

studying Russian in undergrad is to pseudo-intellectualism what learning Japanese as a white guy is to ephebophilia.

RT @ryanposting: The Slinky was almost not released in American stores because the development team thought its reluctant descent down the….

(unprompted) it hasn’t yet reached levels that concern us.

Arizona

RT @VeinRichard: "attack those you hate". The Warrior's Proverb.

90% of my photo booth photos are of him. miss my boy.

Having even one beer will ruin your life forever.

I should mention that the inspiration for this was my dad’s report card from the 60s. He received a 13/100 in grammar and the only note from his teacher was “He has received the grade that he deserved”.

Just saw Weapons. At some times visually objectionable and a film that fundamentally misplaces the locus of American evil… pretty misogynistic. it was awesome when the cop died though.

the ruit crap

school report cards in the 1950s were like "while the finer details of spelling and grammar seem to evade Theodore, he continues to meet the regular beatings from his schoolmates with great alacrity and liveliness.".

you will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

I’m tired of joking around. It’s time to get serious.