🚨🚨🚨 MUTUAL AID REQUEST 🚨🚨🚨 0/500 My disabled and bipolar wife needs to re-up her anti psychotic meds which run out on Friday but neither of us are getting paid until the last week of the month. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Venmo: @butchrosser

I absolutely can

Thanks, @peachykeenlishy. NOW IT'S YIPPIE-KI-YAYING CHRISTMAS

Guess who's gonna have to get a new phone Christmas weekend? Alexa, play Just by Radiohead while I liven up this egg nog with some Liquid Plumbr.

Nancy Pelosi turns up the heat on Trump and the Republicans — and it's working

For those about to rock, set the clock. @ Rolando, San Diego

To avoid removal, Trump needs senators representing only 7 percent of the country to support him

I Will Never Forgive White People for Donald Trump

Saw a young brother on @sdmts yesterday with a mini fro & big over the ear headphones wearing a Boston shirt yet somehow refrained from introducing myself as his Ghost of Christmas Future.

¡Impeach Navidad! ¡Impeach Navidad! ¡El payaso naranjo es el hijo de mil putas, si verdad! #ImpeachmentDay

What's lost on a lot of people tonight is the fact that if 112 were to drop "Impeaches and Cream" tomorrow it would beat Old Town Road's record of most consecutive weeks at #1 before Memorial Day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #ImpeachmentDay

Keep hearing: “In America, no one is above the law.” But as a public defender, I can tell you that the enforcement of law usually depends on the color of your skin, the amount of money you have, & where you happen live.

When it's #ImpeachmentDay

Trump in 2014 on what impeachment does to a president: “He would be a mess. He would be thinking about nothing but. It would be a horror show for him. It would be an absolute embarrassment. It would go down on his record permanently.” #ImpeachmentDay

AC/DCher. Most of y'all already know by now. Thanks, @bootiemashup!

🎶 Fleetwood Mac 🎤 Dreams 🎶 #oneninemic

Sen. Mitch McConnell doesn’t want Dems to call witnesses during impeachment trial because he’s a whole bitch https://t.co/lit8Fl0gKi

Last week's NXTV had title tilts, triple threats and stage dive scary-ass Saito suplexes; the latest episode of the Standard breaks it down.

🎶 When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside 🎶

I mean, if they decide to do a season 2 of #Watchmen and Lindelof wants to pass it along to a person of color...