top 5 women
harriet tubman
rosa parks
betty white
my mom
emma from ohio that does comms sometimes for smash that won't move to alabama because she is denying the love we have for each other
Seeing the way people talk about Leo makes me so sad
Like yes hes not performing to the same standard that he was but he’s also a person. With feelings. Not just your idol you watch through your TV screen for majors :/
One of my coworkers died and my boss broke it to the team saying “yeah, ___ died over the weekend but they weren’t on a ton of projects so we should be fine”
I literally laughed at loud and everyone looked at me shocked but I just couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
Went out with a couple of my married friends tonight and they told me I should wear the piss! Sweatshirt to first dates to see if the guy can rock w my sense of humor and honestly I just might
Notable things I saw this weekend:
•Someone pick a scab off their face and eat it
•Riddles ❤️
•A bird eating a chicken wing
•Someone with their raw ass dawgs on the floor
•Yellow pikmin hat ☺️
•The bottom of 5 margarita glasses
•A hot blonde Tifa cosplayer
Finished with my blocks for the weekend. So blessed for this opportunity and loved every second of getting to commentate. Thank you so much to staff, cocasters, and everyone who sent me kind messages and support. Love you guys ❤️
One piece live action You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice cryptocurrency you can’t be attractive and good at smash bros need someone to write this essay for me war in Ukraine Russia tears of the kingdom I hate men zain melee overwatch PVE Barbie spiderverse
Just hit 135 on bench for the first time ☺️
Goal was always 3 plate DL, 2 plate squat, and 1 plate bench and it’s exciting to finally hit all 3
Only up from here baby GRAHHHHHHH
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not to get controversial but like
If our bodies can regenerate skin, hair, BLOOD
Why the FRICK can’t our teeth regenerate too? I feel like the human body doesn’t make any sense, like teeth should be able to heal themselves
Sucks when you can just tell that people don’t fw you anymore after you had a fallling out, even after you apologized for your part in it. losing friendships sucks.
The lady helping us board the plane told me “never change your hair. The color is perfect” and that made me feel really happy. It’s a big change and I’m still very unsure about it but she’s my goat
Think I’m gonna delete Twitter for a couple days. Dealing with some very stressful IRL things and got some bad news on top of everything so just need to take a step back from socials. If you need me just message doorstop
Gm bug nation
My beloved cat got out this morning so I spent 30 minutes frantically crying and trying to find him. He finally came back but that was the most stressful 30 minutes of my life.
Hope your day starts better than mine ❤️
2023 was one of the roughest years of my life but I’m glad I stuck it out. Shoutouts to all my friends who loved me and supported me while I worked through everything. 2024 is gonna be my year but actually
Every man above the age of 40 that has seen me get into my car has wanted to be my white knight by telling me that I have a flat tire. I KNOW. ITS BEEN THERE FOR 2 WEEKS. And NO. I will NOT fix it. This is what husbands are for. It’s staying that way until somebody does it for me
Had great time at full bloom and had a blast during my blocks. Thank you to all my friends for being so supportive and kind to me all weekend. Was dealing w a ton of anxiety and insecurity and everyone made me feel so loved. Can’t wait to hang with everyone again soon🫶🏻
Went up to my round one and said “hope your ready to get your ass kicked” before we played but I don’t think he understands the meme that I’m dogshit at the game and he didn’t laugh or pass the vibe check. If I get cancelled at this point I get it. It was a joke I promise 😭
Wanna practice line art and symmetry so I’m gonna be drawing anatomy to practice.
Here was my first attempt, gonna make this a thread to make it easier to see progress
Does anyone have any remedies for anger management other than “taking a breather” that smell better than weed? been struggling for a while with competitive frustration and antidepressants really didn’t do much for it. Figured the smash scene would be the place to ask