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@whoahannahjo i guess you could say it made him crack
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@toefunguz @notziora non binary people lookin at this like
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@ycsm1n it's weird cause wasn't he 16
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@ycsm1n mfw a doctor does what the patient asked
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@GreatCheshire oh he pulled it out of the closet alright
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@elfinflower @ycsm1n because the low percentage ones are rotten the high percentage ones are fresh
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@LoosCoilz @birkinmami thanks now they gonna be in the shower imagining an alternate reality where they said that
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@HellFireQew @RAGGEDYROYAL also when you have unlimited money
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@GoodReddit I agreed until I realize that means we get part of Québec
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@RafaelRoden @Wow_no_inv @Variety @tinnkky do you realize that your first comment makes it sound like you think the nazis are cool
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@thewindismydude @shearant I hope you're healing during this time
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@tweetbiblee first qrt is unhinged second is warranted
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@GoodReddit you thought that was bad
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@Black24Payne @InsiderNewsKe I care. This is so fucking cool.
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@sasufag "three year old woman"
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@bucephalus424 ich bin just ein schmol bean
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@StopReaching @IHATECAPRI bro getting the mapleussy
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@Jw_Av04 @GollumTHFC getting relegated when you could have simply swapped the two teams
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@mugIIer bro growing up i thought "prima donna" was actually "pre-madonna" and i was like "damn can you imagine what full Madonna is like"
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@MJM0187 @H1TWOM4N hey man please don't ever use that bold italic text ever again it makes my eyes bleed
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@nonbinarybooty in case any of u guys are confused about the context, i managed to screencap before it closed
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@PoppaReloaded I love how every comment is split into "they shoulda signed a e-prenup" or "they FUCKIN fuckin"
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@stillnotziora i love random whataboutism "I don't like meghan trainor's new album" "there is literally a genocide going on in Myanmar and you're worried about MEGHAN TRAINOR?;?"
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@famousboyfriend i mean tbf ely kreimendahl is a comedian she's probably kidding
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@still_oppressed i'm sure she's a nice woman but "your fingers were dipped inside me" is such a viscerally vomit inducing execution of imagery that it turns me off from any of her future works
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@blkorthogf @idlerdivers @MegasAlxandros it's not greek it's English with a stupid ass font 😭😭😭💀💀
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@th333a @MarxNotNarcs @coherentstates no I think he's just suicidal
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@benzzcs @adamgj03 @skeletoneditz @pere76894470 @TheMessenger11 @Milgodjake @LUFCWILL8 @sportbible "it can't be real because of this" "wrong" "well cause of this" "wrong" "oh okay so cause of this" "wrong" "it's not even good then" if you guys can't enjoy anything about this post then why did you interact with it
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@vampzion @toefunguz @notziora if you realize it's a joke you realize i don't actually think that's what it means
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@realesthaters "I've got an important meeting with your mom (sex) later" is unreal
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@RatiosCrazy shut the fuck up
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@vvicthor dez from austin and ally writing a thesis about the n word
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@koliikat the only funny part of this joke is that someone reported this to his college and he got expelled and now the acct is private lmao
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@GoodReddit the funniest part is white already having lost
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@jcsturgeon @Luiseach deez nuts are in too deep
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@CharriseJLane I had a family member who died in a transgender crash
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@MvpWestbroook @Dom_2k stop that's not even sus your mind is way in the gutter
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@sponhourm who tf let ben wallace drop 23??
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@luiz3810 @Jakesoul_05 why are you so mad 💀
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@JoestarJokic essentially just made the 2017 warriors with better role players and a better star player
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@RatiosCrazy people have to stop doing the self ratios it's corny asf
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@_unbelebubble_ @23luvr because it's flipped and you're not used to how your face looks that way - that's why other people perceive you closer to the way you see yourself in the mirror, cause they are used to seeing your face that way
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@louikh66 @GoodReddit basically what they are saying that Fraudiola is finished 👍
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@feminineblues @paulswhtn no she's not lmao... school year just started they're not giving homework already
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@MvpWestbroook @Dom_2k well yeah cause you fuckin missed
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@murrman5 I heard that their Alabama is Norwich
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@chaconj @angereyme @babyyodawinemom @mattxiv yeah she'd be right with him without it
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@barelyyalex @meltedslushy @abbygov That would be funny but I can't imagine Pearl believes what she says. She always has this shit-eating grin whenever she says dumb shit that, to me, signifies that in her head she's like "they're getting trolled sooooo baddd lololol"
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@jaketropolis it means that conspiracy theorists might go back to doing cool conspiracy stuff like talking about area 51 instead of claiming that lebron james is transgender and the vax caused his son's heart attack
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@kthor69 @gbennylola Criticizing Italy doesn't = excusing the United States?
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@AmandaStarks @hondacrvthe3rd do u guys visit eachother thru the window
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@ysx888 @shreksbabymom omg i love her she reminds me of my second grade teacher
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@crisprbird @beanytuesday @lovelysnakey yeah, that's basic math. 70% gerrymandering + 30% geoguessr = 100% CIA
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@kash__kashmir @immuaahz that is insane behavior
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@depthsofwiki I love how literally everyone here thought it was Dennis Rodman
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@melon_jon @cringepolitik what the fuck I thought they peacefully protested and went to the polls 🫤 guess I'm anti-america now ...
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@radchris2023 this you?
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@buffys 0% sex 0% gender 0% romance 100% Real Muisc 💯 like if u agre
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@SportsCenter Purdue in March:
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@tellr1a @popgroovejunkie it must have been tough for Tom Holland to leave the suburbs of London and finally meet the pinnacle of racial integration - boston, massachusetts.
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@itsalisparks @JoeyTheRedKRoo1 @shaTIRED common sense is becoming increasingly rare 😭
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@DLolerai @notziora nah tourist industry fucks up a lotta shit from what I heard
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@nonbinarybooty you guys are so weird she just wants to be held
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@kkrocketz @roramdin nothing. zero thoughts swirling around over there.
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@OfficialVizeh coincidence?
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@PossiblyMori @KSHITIZSAINI3 @GoodReddit ohh I was thinking he blocked her everywhere else and the only place she could contact him left was a Roblox account he forgot about lmao
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@fadiya_amali as soon as you said HE never heard from her again i was really hoping this is what you meant
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@thechels1 @Michelle_htimS @rebekkarnold laughing out your own hypocrisy you bellend
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@naxriis_ also, objectively not a crazy "hear me out" like she is a conventionally attractive woman 😭
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@b3mbii_ @nonbinarybooty get off this app u are literally a toddler
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@Mivviemiv @GoodReddit that's what they want you to believe
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@SirSNEKSNEKSNEK @fodiesevs @notdylm makeoutlikeitneverHAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHIN
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@SaeedDiCaprio "...to read EVERYTHING" meanwhile "everything" equals the spelling of one (1) person's name that you actually don't have to be able to read you just have to be able to rewrite it how it's already been written to you
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@murrman5 and Leeds is their Philadelphia
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@IsmailMateenah @TekenaTravis you're being intentionally obtuse.
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@Queenofspraying @_wegotnojams @showmetheyamz @SMEstudios every single word of this comment made the sentence as a whole consecutively worse
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@Trujista he's playing volta in the middle of a champions league match this is crazy 😭
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@roxyvienna @XolDotCom bikini bottom lift
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@Whosthisfilkiwi @chxrrygrande The Right Excellent Robyn Rihanna Fenty goes insanely hard wtf
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@_GoatBilly_ @kingofthehillxl @slush____puppy what bro was literally calling this good parenting in you got mad 😭
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@ruthslayyyturd this is true, even thought you'd still have to wait an entire year for your birthday, only people born on 31/12 have to wait the entire **calendar** year
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@SiimplyMarcus @localkenshin @23luvr If it makes you feel better, even though people see you more like they do in the phone camera, they perceive you the way you perceive yourself in the mirror 👍🏽 the reason your camera looks weird is cause it's not the direction you're used to your face being in
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