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@HumbleFlow
Humble Flow
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This is a Christian account If that offends you, unfollow. I won’t water down my faith to make strangers feel comfortable. I won’t pretend all religions are equal. They’re not I’m here to speak truth
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
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Wishing you the best in Las Vegas
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@WholeTeslaShow
Literally the Patriarchy
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@creation247 @T_Q_Gardner Marry me and have many children!
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@vrilliumlive
Will Sexton
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Ben Shapiro is trending for being an insufferable yid? Better bring back this gem...
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@randoAndroid
Deep Crow
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Ain't that a bitch
@MrNeverSell
Mr Never Sell
15 days
If Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz (a narrow sea passage), about 20-25% of the world's oil supply gets disrupted. Oil prices would spike sharply—potentially to $100–150+ per barrel or more, depending on how long it lasts. Higher oil prices cause inflation, raise costs for
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@RealRiddimHours
The Ramen Don
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LMFAO left us w the bill 15 minutes in
@FirstSquawk
First Squawk
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ISRAEL SAYS IT HAS COMPLETED ALL OF ITS OBJECTIVES IN ITS CAMPAIGN AGAINST IRAN
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@scotthortonshow
Scott Horton
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1: I'm sorry. It's my responsibility to somehow stop these things but I suck at it. 2: It is wrong to start a war. They have already hit civilian targets, killed children. 3: The president starting a war without a declaration by the Congress is criminal. 4: Iran was not
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@randoAndroid
Deep Crow
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U̶S̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶d̶r̶a̶w̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶J̶C̶P̶O̶A̶ ̶E̶n̶r̶i̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶r̶a̶n̶i̶u̶m̶ ̶ ̶W̶e̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶N̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶g̶r̶a̶m̶s̶ ̶ They're a week away!
@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
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BREAKING: Explosions heard in Tehran as Israel's defense minister confirms Israel has attacked Iran.
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@shanaka86
Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡
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At 10:24 this morning, Friday February 27, the United States Ambassador to Israel emailed his own staff and told them to leave the country today. Not next week. Not when convenient. Today. Mike Huckabee, the man Donald Trump personally appointed to represent America in Israel,
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@BreannaMorello
Breanna Morello
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🚨FLASHBACK🚨 Ever wondered how TSA was allowing illegal aliens to board commercial flights without IDs under the Biden regime? Well I sued TSA to find out and learned that Biden’s DHS allowed CONVICTED sex offenders on to flights by showing their sex offender paperwork.
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@ComicDaveSmith
Dave Smith
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Last year at the SOTU, President Trump declared that a new golden age was upon us. Trump promised that DOGE would cut hundreds of billions in fraud, that he would end the war in Ukraine and that the era of regime change wars was over. This year, after doing none of that, he will
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@DerrickEvans4WV
Derrick Evans
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Yes please
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@Schultz_Report
Jordan Schultz
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#Eagles WR Jahan Dotson on how QB Jalen Hurts flourished as a leader this season: “He truly is, I feel like one of the best leaders I’ve ever been around.” 💪
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@SpencerHakimian
Spencer Hakimian
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🚨BREAKING: AMERICANS ARE DEMANDING HOWARD LUTNICK BE INVESTIGATED
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@randoAndroid
Deep Crow
23 days
This is all so weird - Secretary of Commerce? - Neighbors with Epstein - Lied about maintaining a relationship with Epstein and took his family to Pedo island - Was also absent from work on 9/11 (CEO of firm located in the North tower)
@realMeetKevin
Meet Kevin
23 days
🚨 Howard Lutnick's family firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20-30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year. Today, the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down. For every $100 invested, Lutnick's sons just made 3-5x. Welcome to Crony Corrupt America.
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@Amy_K_Nelson
Amy Nelson
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I will never get over the fact that 4 FBI agents raided my home before dawn while my babies crawled in diapers - because @JeffBezos accused my husband of violating his @amazon employment contract... ....but the same FBI never searched Epstein's Zorro Ranch. I hate it here.
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@OunkaOnX
Ounka
26 days
No filter, no hesitation - This comedian crossed lines most won't touch, and Joe Rogan wasn't ready for it
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@FurkanGozukara
Furkan Gözükara
28 days
It is literally cheaper to fly to China, stay in a 5-star hotel, get an MRI, and fly back than it is to get a scan in the US with insurance. Let that sink in. https://t.co/FRYvOo5PPY
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